I have a friend from college coming in this Friday. I need to entertain her. She originally said she wanted me to take her out and show her where I pick up the ladies. But the high schools and the methadone clinic aren't open that late. Instead, I've decided to show her the best of what Lexington has to offer. For me that means Kitty O'Shea's. But she'll probably want to eat. And pee in a bathroom that doesn't smell like the dumpster behind a blood-clot factory. So, to my local readers: Imagine you have a friend visiting from out of town and she wants to see what kind of night life Lexington has to offer - what would you do?


Laser tag and then a very well deserved meal at Tolly Ho. Oh wait that sounds lame, just laser tag.  


Laser Tag closed. Try again my Indian friend.  


my bedroom. it smells kinda like kittys but the bathroom is quite clean.  


I'll put that on the list.  


Last time I was in Lexington, I jumped into a fountain. It was cold and my nipples could cut glass. I was so hammered, and I realized I was being pissed on by a horse.  


cow tipping.  


Laser tag is closed? That's bullshit. We should start a petition to keep that place open.  


I have a picture of James laying in the fountain, even though I wasn't there. I also have a picture of Rodelle pushing a stolen sweeper down the street.  


I look hot in that picture.  


who is it??  


Jen Phillips.  


Who the hell is Rodin?  


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