-Sad news this weekend. B.P. Gonzizzle and Double S announced that they're most likely moving to Virginia at the end of the summer. The good news is that they said I could go with them and date Bryan's sister. The bad news is that if I were to go with them I'd have to find a loving home for P.Dirty or have him put to sleep.

-Went to my historic birth place, Lawrenceburg, last night at the behest of my friend Adam. He wanted me to see a band he likes that was playing at the middle school. I couldn't believe the amount of punk, goth, rocker, and emo kids running around Lawrenceburg. When I was in school there, that kind of diversity was beaten out of you. Just think how cool I might be today if I had been allowed to express my individuality at a young age. I might have piercings... or work in a record store or something...

-I got rear ended on the way to work this morning. Luckily, you couldn't hurt the Explorer if you wanted to. It's carved out of stone. The lady who hit me, though, completely caved in her bumper. I told her we didn't have to call the cops, because I already knew she was gonna get a beating when she got home. Women really suck at driving. Thank God they can't vote. Who knows what they might mess up.


What the hell are you doing up at 0500 hours?  


Making the donuts.  


I saw a car wreck today that involved three women. The incident took place at a 4 way stop. They were blaming one another for the accident. This all could have been avoided if they stayed in the kitchen like they are supposed to.  


Post a Comment