Hey, Brittany snow.


"Yes?"

I'm thinking about going to see that terrible movie with Vin Diesel playing the nanny, just because you're in it and you're so cute.


"Really?"

Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy. But listen, I thought maybe you could go with me. Then after the movie, maybe we could go somewhere kind of quiet and we could make out. How does that sound?


"Are you kidding me? I would love that! And I could wear something low-cut and kinda slutty! This is going to be great!"

I thought you might feel that way.


"No, seriously! I have been waiting for this moment all of my life! You are my mount Everest!"

Okay, okay, don't get crazy, you little sex monkey. Hey listen. Here's the thing, though... my P.Dirty has to come.


"..."

What?



Britanny, come back!


So is there something going on between you and Paul? I am totally cool with it but that last part of the conversation sounded kinda gay.  


...unless he was there just to watch then that's alright.  


Paul is my sidekick, so I have to be able to take him everywhere. He wouldn't actually be involved with me making out with Brittany Snow in any way. He'd most likely wait by the car, heating up a pop-tart on the engine for me.  


lol...touche.

...but she is missing out on the P.Dirty  


Post a Comment