Monday, March 21, 2005

Did anyone watch Spring Break Shark Attack last night on CBS? I'm sure no one is suprised to learn that I did. If you missed it, let me sum it up for you: college girls and sharks. That was pretty much it. It sucked on a lot of levels, but really suceeded where it was important, namely: college girls and sharks. There was this weird date-rape subplot running through most of the movie. I thought they really dropped the ball by not revealing that the date-rapist was actually a shark. How cool would that have been? That didn't happen, though. And that's why Hollywood sucks.



worst. show. ever.  


Some of the girls were hot... i thought it was an hour-long primetime soap kinda thing (like 'The O.C.') when i flipped it on... for about 30 minutes there wasn't anything about a shark.  


That's impossible, Ian. There were girls and sharks. I'm not saying it didn't suck, but it still had girls and sharks.

And yeah, Scott, they didn't do a lot with the sharks. Which is probably good because their styrofoam shark fins looked like crap.  


Yes it had sharks and girls but it still get the title of worst show ever based solely on it's name.

Springbreak Shark Attack!

Who thinks up this crap?!  


I didn't watch this show but I did see a preview for it. Does anyone know why there was that Australian guy in it, was he the shark expert? If so I think that is a teerrible stereotype like Patrick being known as a drunk because he is English.  


I thought the irish were known for being drunks?

... They should've just called it "Spring Break Attack"... er... "Spring Break"... er... "Some Girls in Bikini's and one is slipped a ruffie and kinda almost gets raped."  


The Irish are known for getting drunk. My English ancestors were known for being repressed and snooty. I'm neither.  


Because English people are repressed they become drunks. Anyway both of those islands are just a couple of drinks away from a world intervention.  


Ha!  


Ireland drunk calls me all the time.  


Were you drunk while typing that last post?  


No. "Drunk calls" is a verb.  


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