I just read that Hardee's "Monster Thick Burger" has 1,400 calories and 107 grams of fat. Just so you know, you would burn exactly 1,400 calories if you built a house in an afternoon. Okay, that's a made-up statistic. Not true at all. But I figure a burger that sounds made-up should have made-up statistics. Has anybody had one of these? If so, tell me about your experience eating the thing. Did you feel the need to eat anything else that day? Did you have fries? Have you had it more than once? I'm fascinated. Burger King has a new breakfast sandwich that has a huge sausage pattie, two eggs, two slices of American cheese, and three strips of bacon all on a sub bun. Critcs are calling it "food porn." That sounds about right. I wonder if you can order it with mayonaise?


Actually, it comes with "Gentlemen's Relish."  


And I have had a Monster Thick Burger. They use to have one that was a Western Thickburger. It had the burger, bacon, cheese, fried onian straws and BBQ sauce. It was awesome!

After eating one I would have trouble breathing for an hour or two. Is that normal?  


I would think shortness of breath would be the least of your troubles. How were your bowell movements?

Also, did you order the Gentlemen's Relish?  


No, I haven't had the Burger King thing. I'm sure James has.  


I had the monster burger from Hardee's back in the day. I wasn't full, so I ate two. I gave up fast food for lent this year, and still haven't been to any as of yet. Not sure if I want to. I've lost 15lbs since I started this craze called "jogging". I think it is pronounced with a soft "Y". Yogging. Its all the rage.  


Fifteen pounds rocks. Congratulations.

Remember at Men's Weekend when Ian smacked the burger out of your hand because he didn't want you to break your promise to God?  


Yeah! It was Saturday morning!!! I remember it like it was yesterday....there I am...starving for a burger since I had been chewing on tree bark all day. Then the clock struck 12:01AM, and I ran into the kitchen for a freakin' cheeseburger. He screams, "What the hell are you doin?" and smacked the burger out of my hand. It was all in slow motion to me. As he hit my hand and it fell out, I yelled...Nooooooooo. He realized the mistake he made and apologized. I picked up the burger patty and ate it despite the pieces of wood and pistachio shells embedded in it.  


Actually, I think it was Friday night. Someone care to back me up on this?  


Yeah, it was definitely Friday.

uhm... i guess.  


scroll down to the bottom  


Thanks for the link, anonymous.  


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