Monday, March 21, 2005

gossip!

Because I'm bored, I've decided to write about my weekend in the form of a Hollywood gossip columnist.

-What local bachelor recently found out about scandalous drama taking place behind the scenes at his favorite restaraunt. Gambling problems, backstabbing, and sleeping around. If sushi could talk...

-Speaking of scandal, imagine said bachelor's suprise when a friend of his admitted to wanting to "hook up" with another one of his friends. Suprise, followed by laughter, followed by a slight queasy feeling.

-What local Indian gentleman was seen talking excitedly with a local celebrity/Catholic activist on Saturday night? I can't wait to find out who converted who.

-What popular Lexington blogger feels really dumb for writing this way? It's me.



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