I had to go get a new driver's license yesterday. I got my last one five years ago - back when they were still laminating them. It looked really fake. Any time I went to a new bar, the bouncers would always eye it a long time before letting me in. So, anyway, I go to get the new one yesterday and the lady is asking me if my old information is still correct. "Still live at the same address?" Yeah. "Still have blonde hair?" Yeah. "Still have blue eyes?" Yeah. "Still 5'9"?" Yeah. "Still weigh 145lbs?" ... No. She got this big smile on her face when I didn't answer her immediately. Then she got a bigger smile on her face when I told her "170lbs." I wanted to defend myself. I wanted to tell her how 145 was clearly underweight for a man of 27 and that now at 32, 145 would mean I was dying of consumption or something. But I didn't I just put my head down and went to get my picture taken. Moments later, when I finally got my license, I looked at it to make sure she didn't circle my weight or something, you know, just to rub it in. Looking it over, my weight isn't even listed anywhere on the license. Apparently, she just asked me about it for kicks. So, I found out where she lived and I burned her house down


you're funny when you say things like that.  


I'm also funny when I pull my pants all the way down to pee at a urinal.  


Is that funny because you have your pants around your ankles or because you have such a small pecker?  


Sorta.  


it's funny because he doesn't pee in the urinal, just at it, in its general direction... bank shot!  


It's my love of physics.  


aaron used to do that all the time.... pull his pants down to his ankles and pee in a urinal. that's funny to me.

I love funny people.  


Yeah.. no one ever believes me when I tell them that I'm 5'9" and 145lbs. either.  


I think that you should ask people strage questions when you are doing estimates, just fot he heck of it, and say it is required.  


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