Tuesday, March 22, 2005
I just got fired. Okay, not really. I work for my dad. If he fires me, my mom will kill him. But what if I did get fired? What job should I work next? I need your opinions.
Sorry, I do it for the love of the game. I couldn't accept money.
Please don't use my earnest attempts to find a new career as a chance to mock my childhood problems.
Since you brought it up, though.. an hour? What a little quitter.
You are a true role model.
Thanks for noticing.
Beer taste tester.
Have you ever thought about getting into the import/export business? And if you anyone knows what that really even means I would love to know.
These are all great ideas. Keep them coming.
I read an article on Monday about working for a beer company. Miller closes thier office before Xmas with a huge party for its employees, and the offices don't reopen until New Years. Plus their employees get free cases of beer for the holidays. Mmmmmm....beer.
The beer taster job would rule. I read an article about a guy who works for Guinness in New York and his job is to drive around to all the pubs and make sure they are serving the Guinness correctly and that it taste right.
At each pub he only has a few sips but he will hang out and buy a round for everyone.
One night this guy came into Kitty's who was selling this crap called Sparks or something like that. It's a malt-liquor energy drink made by either Bud or Miller. He hung out and tried to be the "fun guy" giving out free drinks. The problem was, nobody wants Sparks - even when it's free. I asked him if he really drank the stuff himself and he said he did. He also said it was an aphrodesiac. I laughed in his face.
We went to this club and these scantilly clad girls were trying to give us Shmirnoff. They went from club to club trying to get everyone to try the drink. I took a swig of the horrible liquid, gazed at the chicks boobies, and thought it was the greatest drink in all the land.
preacher
Not again, I'm not...
One time I was at a Legends game and there were these scantily clad girls handing out Bacardi products. I noticed one of them because she was really cute. Later that night I saw her again at Atomic Cafe. The next night I saw her at the Rosebud, so I walked up to her, told her I'd seen her three times now and decided the universe was telling me to ask her out. We went on a date and it really was kind of boring. I told a friend that story and she thought the whole "universe" thing was really stupid.
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Sorry, I do it for the love of the game. I couldn't accept money.
Please don't use my earnest attempts to find a new career as a chance to mock my childhood problems.
Since you brought it up, though.. an hour? What a little quitter.
You are a true role model.
Thanks for noticing.
Beer taste tester.
Have you ever thought about getting into the import/export business? And if you anyone knows what that really even means I would love to know.
These are all great ideas. Keep them coming.
I read an article on Monday about working for a beer company. Miller closes thier office before Xmas with a huge party for its employees, and the offices don't reopen until New Years. Plus their employees get free cases of beer for the holidays. Mmmmmm....beer.
The beer taster job would rule. I read an article about a guy who works for Guinness in New York and his job is to drive around to all the pubs and make sure they are serving the Guinness correctly and that it taste right.
At each pub he only has a few sips but he will hang out and buy a round for everyone.
One night this guy came into Kitty's who was selling this crap called Sparks or something like that. It's a malt-liquor energy drink made by either Bud or Miller. He hung out and tried to be the "fun guy" giving out free drinks. The problem was, nobody wants Sparks - even when it's free. I asked him if he really drank the stuff himself and he said he did. He also said it was an aphrodesiac. I laughed in his face.
We went to this club and these scantilly clad girls were trying to give us Shmirnoff. They went from club to club trying to get everyone to try the drink. I took a swig of the horrible liquid, gazed at the chicks boobies, and thought it was the greatest drink in all the land.
preacher
Not again, I'm not...
One time I was at a Legends game and there were these scantily clad girls handing out Bacardi products. I noticed one of them because she was really cute. Later that night I saw her again at Atomic Cafe. The next night I saw her at the Rosebud, so I walked up to her, told her I'd seen her three times now and decided the universe was telling me to ask her out. We went on a date and it really was kind of boring. I told a friend that story and she thought the whole "universe" thing was really stupid.
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