Before I deleted my old blog, I went through and made copies of different pieces because I thought the world would be poorer for their absence. Periodically, I'll be reposting some of those pieces here on the new blog. Let's hold hands and walk down memory lane together...


-The left one kept falling out.
-Nobody ever looked me in the eye.
-They made my areolas look fat.
-They wouldn't honk no matter how hard you squeezed them.
-They were hard to clean.
- According to my community theatre director, nobody wants to see Willy Lohman with breast.
-They didn't put them on my back like I requested, anyway.
-The right one always smelled a little like bologna.


no offense it's kinda creepy to have look into your one eye.  


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