In a little less than 9 hours, B.P Gonzizzle, P.Dirty, and I leave for Men's Weekend. I have been instructed to bring:
-Pillows
-Blankets
-Towells
-Warm clothes
-A Snake Bite Kit
-$20.00 for poker
-One prescription birth control pill
-A rubber spatula
-Six small-to-medium Tupperware containers
-$2000.00 in small bills
-A Bible
-The Koran
-A blank vidoe tape
-Baby Powder
-A Chinese to English Dictionary
-A car battery
-A working cellphone
-Flintstone Vitamins

I haven't been told what all of these items are going to be used for, yet. I can guess a couple of them. I've played the game with the car battery and the tupperware before. I don't mind playing again, but somebody else has to hold the tupperware this time. Fool me once...

I plan on taking a pen, a notebook, and a camera to keep detailed records of everything that happens this weekend. I've been wanting to write a roadtrip column for Patchworks - so I'm hoping this weekend provides me with the material I'll need. Three guys driving a borrowed mini-van down I-64 in pursuit of themselves... It practically writes itself...


get some pics...
of the anal fists  


Apparently "Men's Weekend" means something to you that it doesn't to me...  


What about a lighter? You should take a lighter.  


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