Wednesday, April 06, 2005

column

I have a new column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about bars. For some reason, they edited a couple of tiny things in the first few paragraphs. I don't know why. I think it reads a little clunkier now, but what do I know?



Is that bar that you went to the one on the corner of Limestone and Rose. Because if it is I have always wanted to go there for their $1 PBR special.  


It's on Limestone, but I'm not sure what the intersecting street is. Probably Rose. It's called the Wheel. I will join you one day for a little $1 PBR.  


pure genius.  


It's a tribute to friendship, and bars, and ninjas.  


by the way,

the wheel guy finally cut off his fascist ponytail. he looks so metro now.

still a loser though.  


One must look clean cut in order to sell Amway products.  


he's so been brainwashed.  


That's how they get you. First it starts with the tapes, next they're cutting off your highly unfashionable pony-tail that you've been working on for the past five years.  


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