Tuesday, April 12, 2005
column
New Patchwork column up at the Harlan Daily Enterprise. If it seems familiar it's adapted from a piece on my old blog.
That was a very perceptive column. But things are falling into place now because I use Dove soap and I see how you sometimes sneak up on me to smell me but I am not judging you. But seriously stop trying to smell me. And I think i need step by step instructions to become a member of the blue blog club that everyone seems to be in.
Do you mix ham with your Dove soap? Because, really, all I smell when I'm close to you is ham. To be in the blue club you either have to register with blogger or have a website. Do either of these things apply to you? If so, we can move on from there. If not - go to hell.
It isn't ham it is a natural extract which to the untrained nose smells like ham but to all the ladies out there it smells like lilacs after a long spring rain shower in the meadows of the Shenandoah.
And sorry Patch but I cant go to hell because it is a mythical place used to scare people in to being good. You know what people should really say is that you're going to jail or you're going to the inner city, that will really scare people because it is a threat you could potentially back up.
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That was a very perceptive column. But things are falling into place now because I use Dove soap and I see how you sometimes sneak up on me to smell me but I am not judging you. But seriously stop trying to smell me. And I think i need step by step instructions to become a member of the blue blog club that everyone seems to be in.
Do you mix ham with your Dove soap? Because, really, all I smell when I'm close to you is ham. To be in the blue club you either have to register with blogger or have a website. Do either of these things apply to you? If so, we can move on from there. If not - go to hell.
It isn't ham it is a natural extract which to the untrained nose smells like ham but to all the ladies out there it smells like lilacs after a long spring rain shower in the meadows of the Shenandoah.
And sorry Patch but I cant go to hell because it is a mythical place used to scare people in to being good. You know what people should really say is that you're going to jail or you're going to the inner city, that will really scare people because it is a threat you could potentially back up.
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