Wednesday, April 20, 2005

column

New Column up at the Harlan Daily. This one contains brief male nudity.



That was a very couragous story that I will now use as my own. I think you should do a survey on how many people sleep in the nude because apparently you are one of many guys that I now know who sleep naked.  


I'm not entirely comfortable discussing this with you, Hardik, but it should be pointed out that I don't usually sleep naked.  


I would have ran if I saw you running at me naked. Ah...it is like Men's Weekend all over again.  


Right, right. Because this is a picture of ME at Men's weekend: http://images.buzznet.com/assets/users6/jcsamsonite23/default/gallery-msg-1112796865-2.jpg  


After I read that I made up the other guy's story in my head, and somehow the term "like a bull elephant" made its way in there. It's no attempt at flattery, just hyperbole. And just so you know, that guy wishes he was naked as well, because then he wouldn't have had to deal with the embarassing stains on his pants. In my head you "scared the shit out of him," only literally and not in any way metaphorically.  


No, no, you're right about the bull elephant stuff. No hyperbole there...  


You are so wiley.  


Yeah... wiley... like a fox!

Wait...  


I agree that James would have run......straight into your arms.  


Great story and great picture of James!

Why haven't you posted any of your pics from Men's Weekend?? Are you afraid people will judge you?  


I did post them. I just couldn't get Buzznet to take them on that particular day so I posted them on Photobucket and linked to them in a post here on the blog:

http://patricklynndrury.blogspot.com/2005/03/my-buzznet-account-is-acting-little.html

Those were the only signifigant ones that turned out okay.  


I agree with Ian. That is a great picture of me.  


I fear it was the first step in my blog becoming a gay porn site.  


I think maybe that column was a little too racy for Harlan, you'd know that, if you'd ever been here...  


I'm trying to pull Harlan down to my level.  


My bad! I remember those photos be posted now.  


From what I can tell that is a long road- even with the help of the earth’s gravitational pull and the imminent coming of the antichrist.  


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