Tuesday, April 26, 2005

compare/contrast

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-Respected actress vs. annoying heiress
-Voluptous, feminine curves vs. probable eating disorder
-Skin color found in nature vs. strange orange glow
-Lost In Translation vs. home sex video

It pains me to see these two together. I need Paris to stop touching Scarlett and getting her evil all over her...



I couldn't agree more. I can't stand Paris Hilton.  


I am as annoyed by Paris as I am fascinated by Scarlett. Which is to say "lots."  


If I want to smell like gin and sex I'll put on the clothes I had on Friday.  


Can I borrow your clothes sometime? It's lonley here in Virginia.  


You know what... just keep them.  


Word!  


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