Did you hear that Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes? He's 43years old and she's 27. That' a 16 year age difference. When he was 32, she was 16. I'm currently 32. Tomorrow I shall go to the local high school and begin shopping for my midlife crisis. Thank you, Tom Cruise, for making letchery cool again.


Gonzizzle's been married almost a year now, so sometimes a gay guy and a straight girl can make it work.  


You know...this trend of dating someone older is getting out of control. First it was Ashton and Demi. Rumors say Brad (41) and Angelina (29) are doing the horizontal mombo. Now Tom and Katie. Now if Lindsey Lohan will return my calls....  


Pitt and Jolie don't seem like such a big deal for some reason. Probably because she's in her late twenties.  


You guys really need to be careful when talking aboutTom Cruise. His scientologist minions watch everything you say. I just heard some story of these guys talking shit about Mr. Cruise and how he likes to "play for the other team" and then they disappeared. They found the bodies 1 week later impaled by props from the Battlefield Earth set. True story.  


Even at 5'9'' I'm something like three feet taller than Tom Cruise. I do not fear him or his wacky space-god religion.  


I practice scientology...with my Xbox!!! HEY OH!!!  


Nice to hear those Battlefield Earth props are getting some decent, legitimate use.  


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