I can't believe how great the weather is today. It's so great, I want to make love to it. And not that clumsy, over-in-ten-seconds, fumbling kind of love that you do in the broom closet of the local funeral home at your great aunt's visitation. I'm talking about slow, candle-lit, take-your-time-and-do-it-right love that you do in the broom closet of the local funeral home at your great aunt's visitation.


Why not a mop closet? Come on now.  


yuor going to the wrong funeral homes, the good ones have a coffin display model room which is far more fun...  


No mop closets. The smell of Pine Sol interferes with my abillity to... perform.  


you stick your thing in something like nice weather and you get skin cancer...I've seen it a thousand times-SPF50 my friends...  


Everything's bad for you.  


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