I had to go downtown today for a while. I saw a cop riding around on one of those Segue things. The future is a nerd.


Can't you outrun a segue? Actually you could probably out power walk a Segue.  


Yeah, they're supposed to be really slow. They have no practical purpose outside of making their rider look like a jackass. Good thinking Fayette County.  


Hah I was at the lex. cthouse this morning and I stepped outside to take a wake-up break. No lie, there were two cops standing there- one unlatching his bike, one his segue, and they were debating the usefulness of each. The segue cop takes off his sunglasses (silly anyway since it was starting to rain) and asks the bicycle cop if he wants to test it out. Unfortunately the bike cop just shook his head and rode away in his silly little shorts and slicker.  


Riding a segue is like hanging out with P.Dirty. It's fun, but you don't want anyone to see you doing it.  


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