Thursday, April 14, 2005

it could be worse

I could be this guy:
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He's just making a statement that he is more than meets the eye.  


How much more could he be?  


Hey, it's your problem if you don't like Optimus Prime. He was a hero against the rule of the Decepticons when I was a kid. Lay off Uncle Dirty. grr.r..r  


I like He-Man when I was little. But I wouldn't gain 400lbs and put on a fur speedo.  


Back in my day, Megatron was a gun, now he is an airplane.

I also heard He-Man was gay. Man-at-Arms told me, and he heard that from Orko.  


Please don't everyone start talking about Transformers. My blog is nerdy enough.  


Some other cooler topics are: smoking cigarettes and sassing teachers. Discuss.  


He looks like Kyle G. from Tenacious D but with the Optimus Prime uniform on. A bit of a segway but I heard they are making a Transformers movie (live action).  


And people shouldn't sass teachers they don't get paid enough plus I heard that they actually let teachers bring guns to school now, guns. or was it gum?  


What did I just say? WHAT DID I JUST SAY? STOP TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMERS!!!  


Teachers can go screw. Head estimators don't make that much either, but nobody's bending over backwards to be nice to me.  


Can we talk about G.I. Joe?? I had a shitload of G.I. Joe toys when I was younger.  


Since I'm trying to make this place less nerdy, you're not really allowed to talk about anything, Ian.  


Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.  


Jesus and I appreciate this rare moment of discretion on your part...  


Thundercats were pretty sweet. I also liked Silver Hawks. Voltron was money as well. Too many to list. So many memories (single tear rolling down right cheek).  


You left out My Little Pony, Care Bears, and Monchichi.  


The ponies and bears have made a comeback. My friend's daughter collects them. So why not bring back the Monchichis? They remind me of those two boys that look like Werewolves.  


They were clearly the creepiest of the girl toys in our day. Their theme song, however, was so catchy that I still find it stuck in my head to this day.  


I think my parents still have kids LPs that my sister and I used to collect. I am almost 100% sure she had the Monchichi record. I will get that song for you...oh yes...I will get that song for you.  


"Monchichi, Monchichi, oh so soft and cuddley..." I think it was "cuddley." It was some word with the long e sound.
"Horny?" "Runny?" I can't remember.  


I'm sorry but I have to ask what a Monchichi is?  


i can't believe that this comment section was this long for fatty.  


A Monchichi was a little monkey toy. They were stuffed animals with molded plastic faces and hands. I think you could stick their thumbs in their mouths, but I might be mis-remembering. They had their own cartoon.  


I can't believe you read it, Dirty.  


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