Friday, April 15, 2005

reader poll

This week, when most of you poor schlubs are just starting to think about your taxes, I got my tax return back! Ha! Eat it! I'm getting back a nice little piece of change. I need your help deciding what to do with it.













What should I do with my tax return?
Pay off debt
Buy you all a drink
Have P.Dirty neutered
Buy one of those goats that faints when you scare it
Donate it to Unicef
Have it changed into quarters, then slowly spend it on sodas
Eat it


  

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I think you're all overlooking how much I love soda.  


And how much P.Dirty needs to be neutered.  


I voted for dirty's nuts to be cut off. I'm just being honest.  


Thanks for being honest.  


nobody else likes goats i see- but you just clap and there they roll with their little devil hooves up in the air tee hee hee  


You should spend it on the one you love or at a strip club. Or the girl you love that works at the strip club. My second choice is to buy Paul some flowers, i know he would appreciate it a lot.  


for the record it wouldn't cost you that much, planters has a two for one special for first timers.  


Planters. For all your nuts-oriented needs.

Wait... are there second timers?  


Nobody has voted that I donate the money to Unicef. You people sicken me.  


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