Tuesday, April 19, 2005
seduction tips - revisited
Originally posted sometime in 2003
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but the internet is full of sex. In an effort to become more competitive - I've decided to up the sex quotient on my blog. Well, not sex really. Sex is dirty. But I have decided to up the seduction quotient. So I present here, for those of you that need this sort of thing, Patrick Drury's sure-fire seduction techniques. I hope they work for you like they've worked for me.
1. Lie. Women love it when you lie to them. If they say they don't then that's just them lying to you. And they're probably lying to you because they're trying to seduce you. Sneaky girls...
2. Fart. Nothing says confidence like a man comfortable enough with himself to fart in front of anyone. Or on anyone.
3. Women hate it when you stare at their breast. So instead - stare at her crotch. She'll quickly see that you're not like other guys.
4. Dress like a hobo/clown. Won't that be funny?
5. Kick her in the shins and then poop in your pants. She'll see that you're just a kid at heart!
That's it for now! What are you guys waiting for? Start seducing!
That last one is for the boys you teach or is that where you picked it up from?
These are all Patrick-created and tested in the field.
Woa stud muffin ... these lines are do doubt a real hit with the epileptic fat gurlz. When ya gonna pick up some vegetables?
Ahh... the classics never die.
Anybody know what a "gurlz" is?
Gurlz.
1.Any number of hawt females that would get creeped out if they knew how much you stared at them.
"Hey dude, there's some hawt gurlz there."
"Yea, I talked to them once, not really, lolz. hawt."
2.A rather silly way of spelling the plural of Girl.
Did you see those Gurlz?
3. When used in an exclamation (ie Gurlz!)An exclamation, without which one may not claim to be a Computer Science teacher.
"What was your most memorable college experience?"
"Aaaeeeehhhhh..... Gurlz!"
The internet is a nerd.
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I don't know if you've noticed or not, but the internet is full of sex. In an effort to become more competitive - I've decided to up the sex quotient on my blog. Well, not sex really. Sex is dirty. But I have decided to up the seduction quotient. So I present here, for those of you that need this sort of thing, Patrick Drury's sure-fire seduction techniques. I hope they work for you like they've worked for me.
1. Lie. Women love it when you lie to them. If they say they don't then that's just them lying to you. And they're probably lying to you because they're trying to seduce you. Sneaky girls...
2. Fart. Nothing says confidence like a man comfortable enough with himself to fart in front of anyone. Or on anyone.
3. Women hate it when you stare at their breast. So instead - stare at her crotch. She'll quickly see that you're not like other guys.
4. Dress like a hobo/clown. Won't that be funny?
5. Kick her in the shins and then poop in your pants. She'll see that you're just a kid at heart!
That's it for now! What are you guys waiting for? Start seducing!
That last one is for the boys you teach or is that where you picked it up from?
These are all Patrick-created and tested in the field.
Woa stud muffin ... these lines are do doubt a real hit with the epileptic fat gurlz. When ya gonna pick up some vegetables?
Ahh... the classics never die.
Anybody know what a "gurlz" is?
Gurlz.
1.Any number of hawt females that would get creeped out if they knew how much you stared at them.
"Hey dude, there's some hawt gurlz there."
"Yea, I talked to them once, not really, lolz. hawt."
2.A rather silly way of spelling the plural of Girl.
Did you see those Gurlz?
3. When used in an exclamation (ie Gurlz!)An exclamation, without which one may not claim to be a Computer Science teacher.
"What was your most memorable college experience?"
"Aaaeeeehhhhh..... Gurlz!"
The internet is a nerd.
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