The new Superman costume looks like crap. I won't go into exactly what my problems with it are because then I'm some nerd on the internet complaining about how some movie producer is ruining Superman. And it's just not that important to me. However, what's up with the speedo?


I'm not diggin' the outfit, or Brandon Routh. I love watching Smallville, and they should have put Tom Welling as Superman.  


There's a lot wrong with the outfit, but like I said, I can't go into it. It will deter women from ever having sex with me again.  


we all know that you wanted the costume to accent the package more. don't be ashamed of your man crush on superman.  


Busted...

You know what's funny? BP kept using the phrase "man crush" the other night, but he kept using it wrongly. He even knew he was using it wrongly, but didn't care.

I have a theory that when something keeps coming up like this over and over again, it's the universe trying to tell us something.

In this case, the universe is trying to tell us that BP is gay.  


Check out the thunder thighs on Superman. He must work out.  


How about if you just continue checking out his thighs for me. Then write down your thoughts about his thighs on a little piece of paper. Then burn the paper and sprinkle the ashes over what's left of your dignity. Then never speak to me about another man's thighs again. How about that?  


Do I have a deadline?  


Just whenever you get around to it.  


there is something very Freddie Mercury about that outfit.
Not that I wouldn't like to have supersex with him. If he takes the man panties off... are those thigh highs and a shirt or is it a proper unitard?
See? the panties don't make sense.  


I think you're onto something with the Freddy Mercury comment. It's a little Ziggy Stardust too. Very gay rock opera-ish.

I can't explain the panties other than I imagine Superman just likes having an extra layer between the world and lil' Supey.

Why he chose a spandex outfit at all as opposed to a nice pair of cargo pants is beyond me.  


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