Thursday, April 14, 2005

whew!

Good news. Britney's baby isn't mine. It's been a little tense around here since I first heard she was pregnant, but I finally got definitive word.



If the baby comes out with black hair, a black beard and three arms, it might be P.Dirty's  


Photographic evidence says it could be yours: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v59/PatrickDrury/adam2.bmp  


i want a DNA test.  


Trust me, I'm your father.  


then stop touching me there!  


Well that was a telling comment about your home life.  


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