By now you've all, no doubt, seen the pictures of Tom Cruise kissing Katie Holmes. Well, just like seeing one of his movies, kissing Tom Cruise comes at a price. No, not $7.50 and a little piece of your soul... It's much worse: Click here to see the horrific results of touching Tom Cruises's mouth skin to yours... shudder...


aah... hahahahahahahahahahhahaahah... hahahahahah.... ha ha .. ahahahahah... ahahahahahahahah.... ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.....

ooooooh.... hahaha... ha. whew.

[good stuff]  


Stop laughing. He's ruined her.  


Ugh...gross. Don't forget about the stretch marks you see on her boobies in the movie First Daughter.  


I'm done with school today(golf clap). If any would like to come do some serious partying today/tonight/tomorrow morning/all weekend come and call or see me.  


And Katie Holmes needs to get back with Chris Klein. I mean he is going to be the next Christopher Walken. Anyway that is what Jason Biggs and Stiffler said.  


Stop using my blog like it's the personals Hardik!

Also, you're a genius for suggesting that Chris Klein is the new Christopher Walken.  


please...

God!

tell me that someone photoshopped that photo.

please!!!  


It's doing the rounds on some reuptable websites (take that phrase for what it's worth). Even cute celebrities can get disgusting mouth altering fungal infections it seems.  


Im sorry Patch but no one else will listen to me but here I can say what I want and I do what I want, WHATEVER!  


Now I feel bad for trying to squelch your free speech.  


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