Tuesday, May 24, 2005
column
New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about roadtrips and making fun of P.Dirty. I've been writing the column every week since November. This one's my favorite by far. Also, it's the one where, thanks to Ian, I use the world, "philtrum."
loved it.
you should've mentioned that our trip was extended by about forever because of the snow in WV.
...or about subway artists taking the temperature of the lunch meat and recording it.
crazy.
...image shack says I cant view it, too much bandwidth being used.
Yeah me!
It's a good day to be you.
I like how you called a Corvette a Chevette because I have no idea if you did it on purpose or just by accident. And you are the first person that I know to call a person that works at a Subway an "artist."
I didn't know that Paul was half-Syrian. That is really cool. Next time I need to find out if he is bitter about the Six Days War. Maybe he can just comment on your blog about it or something.
I didn't call a Corvette a Chevette. I called a Chevette a Chevette. A Chevette is actually a car. It is possibly the crappiest car ever made. It would never get a woman's attention. Hence the joke. See, my columns are educational.
And Subway calls their employees Sandwhich Artist. Going along with the joke is the least I can do, I figure.
Paul is half Syrian, half Canadian and all muppet.
I WENT ON A LONGISH TRIP ONCE WITH YOU PATCH, WE WERE HEADED TO LEAD SOME SORT OF TEEN RETREAT WEEKEND OR SOMETHING...ANYWAY YOU AND YOUR EX WIFE FOUGHT THE ENTIRE TIME AND I BARELY KNEW YOU AND BOB AND I WERE SCARED! YOU TOLD HER YOU WISHED HER DOG CHIA WOULD DIE AND SHE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT YOUR NANA ....IN HINDSIGHT THE TRIP WAS FUN ...IT WAS IN THE EXPLORER....GOOD TIMES! BUT I GUESS MY STORY PROVES YOUR POINT..NO WOMEN ON ROAD TRIPS!
I remember that. Thanks for proving my point. You also proved another point of mine: My ex-wife is crazy.
Heh, heh... Just kidding, Susi, if you read that... Heh.
Crap.
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loved it.
you should've mentioned that our trip was extended by about forever because of the snow in WV.
...or about subway artists taking the temperature of the lunch meat and recording it.
crazy.
...image shack says I cant view it, too much bandwidth being used.
Yeah me!
It's a good day to be you.
I like how you called a Corvette a Chevette because I have no idea if you did it on purpose or just by accident. And you are the first person that I know to call a person that works at a Subway an "artist."
I didn't know that Paul was half-Syrian. That is really cool. Next time I need to find out if he is bitter about the Six Days War. Maybe he can just comment on your blog about it or something.
I didn't call a Corvette a Chevette. I called a Chevette a Chevette. A Chevette is actually a car. It is possibly the crappiest car ever made. It would never get a woman's attention. Hence the joke. See, my columns are educational.
And Subway calls their employees Sandwhich Artist. Going along with the joke is the least I can do, I figure.
Paul is half Syrian, half Canadian and all muppet.
I WENT ON A LONGISH TRIP ONCE WITH YOU PATCH, WE WERE HEADED TO LEAD SOME SORT OF TEEN RETREAT WEEKEND OR SOMETHING...ANYWAY YOU AND YOUR EX WIFE FOUGHT THE ENTIRE TIME AND I BARELY KNEW YOU AND BOB AND I WERE SCARED! YOU TOLD HER YOU WISHED HER DOG CHIA WOULD DIE AND SHE SAID SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT YOUR NANA ....IN HINDSIGHT THE TRIP WAS FUN ...IT WAS IN THE EXPLORER....GOOD TIMES! BUT I GUESS MY STORY PROVES YOUR POINT..NO WOMEN ON ROAD TRIPS!
I remember that. Thanks for proving my point. You also proved another point of mine: My ex-wife is crazy.
Heh, heh... Just kidding, Susi, if you read that... Heh.
Crap.
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