New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about Nick Lachay, Jessica Simpson, and marriage. One of my favorite people in the world asked me, unprompted, about my column this weekend. He asked me to start forwarding them to him even though all he does all week is receive e-mails from people about stuff they think he might like to read. So that was nice.


good column. i'm sure glen will like it.  


Aren't you just showing off this morning...  


I think you have convinced to never get married. Because my whole thing is to be mysterious and then try and be profound at times. But that is also why i get the ladies.  


MTV should cast them in a new reality show now.

(Imagine here the sound of me opening a door for a flood of jokes to come pouring through.)

And....

go!  


come on!

jokes for the new name for their reality show, in which they're divorced.

yeah, you're right. i'll "gonnicles" myself on this one. what was i thinking?  


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