The destruction of Katie Holmes continues. Apparently, Tom Cruise ate one of her toes.


I heard about this on the radio this morning. She is just slipping down the charts of hotness. First the fungus lips, and now the hurting toes and feet.

I agree with Eddie Murphy in the movie Boomerang. A woman has to have nice feet, ya know?  


I'm pretty ambivilent about feet. If a girl has pretty feet - great. If they're kinda ugly - whatever, just keep 'em washed and dont' stick them in my face.

Abnormally large feet on a woman freak me out, though.

So do pigs feet. I wouldn't like it if a woman had little pigs feet, especially with the one toe growing out the back. Ugh.  


Also, I heard the other girl from Dawson's Creek, Michelle Williams, is dating Heath Ledger. These Dawson Creek girls are all dating guys who are higher up on the celebrity food chain than they are. Anybody know what that kid with the hudge forehead is doing these days? Maybe he could date Jennifer Aniston now or something.  


I like a girl to take care of her feet. I get freaked out when girls can use thier feet to pick things up. Not hot at all. On the radio, they said it looked like Katie Holmes had fingers for toes. Then I saw the pic you posted and threw up a little bit.

I heard the Michelle Williams/Heath Ledger thing. Apprarently she is knocked up. The sweet wholesomeness of Katie and Michelle are forever lost...unless you watch them on Dawson's Creek reruns or DVDs.  


I know a girl who can spread her toes really far apart. I don't like that at all.  


So let's summarize, shall we? Katie has love sores on her mouth, stretch marks on her boobies, and hammertoes. She is officially ruined for you and everyone else.  


I refuse to comment on your stretch mark allegations.  


They aren't allegations. I will find a pic and send it to you. Then you shall post it. The truth must be known!!!  


I'm well on my way to being part of the paparazzi.  


Yeah, I know how to use spell check too.  


You're lucky I never see you these days.  


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