From now on, all updates on Tom Cruise's slow, deliberate destruction of Katie Holmes' mind and body will appear under this official banner. All past updates will be... umm... updated as well.


I didn't capitolize Under Siege and I spelled "siege" wrong. I guess I'm gonna have to redo that.  


Fixed it. Although, now you can barely read it. I can't do anything right...  


Ian, James, one of you guys with photoshop and downtime at work, make me a snazzy banner.  


Uh...I don't have photoshop, but I can get something for you.

Also, did you get the Katie pics I sent to your Yahoo account?  


I got them, but I'm hesitant to add your allegations of stretch marks on her boobs to Holmes Watch. It seems...I don't know... piggish? And I'm fighting that reputation as it is already.

Well, not really fighting... but still.  


I'm not a photoshop pro, so don't make fun of my banner. I'm sure most of you could do better. Damn you for judging me!!!  


OK SO IM A CHICK AND I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT YOUR HOLMES WATCH PICTURE IS HOT....  


You can thank God and the Patrick Drury Graphics Department (James). God made Katie's shoulders and James made the banner.  


Thank you for those kind words. As head artist in the Patrick Drury Graphics Department, I vow to find the best pictures and make the best graphics possible!

Time to break out the Adobe Photoshop for Dummies book.  


excellent...  


what the f@#$ is going on here?  


Yeah, it got a little wonky for a bit. Basically, Jesse, a friend from college used this comment section to answer questions from another comment section. It's probably a little confusing if you don't know what's going on but, luckily, I'm a genius.  


SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO SCREW UP THE FLOW....MANY APOLOGIES...  


You didn't screw up the flow. I was just explaining what happened to the slow kids.  


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