Like an idiot, I left my wallet in a pair of pants that I washed last night. The wallet's ruined but that's okay, I needed another anyway, because BP keeps telling me that tri-fold wallets are gay. My debit card and license were okay obviously, but I had a $200.00 check in there that got really soaked. None of it smudged, though. I've got it haning on a clothesline in my backyard drying this morning. Hopefully nobody will take it.

One part of the above paragraph is not true.


I once lost my wallet at Radford. BP drew a picture of a cat named Spankey on the front. Spankey resembled a penis. My professor found my wallet. I was very embarrased. I hate BP and Spankey the cat.  


Here's the order:

1.The Bible
2.War and Peace
3.That story  


koof? Madre a dios !  


Picture a cat's head with its cheeks as the nut sack. Then the cat was hit on top of its head, which resulted in a huge erect bump coming out of its head between its ears.  


Ugh. Do I have to?  


Well...have the artist formerly known as BP draw it for you. It is simply breath taking.  


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