Thursday, May 26, 2005

in which patch realizes the entire world may be out to get him

Did Disney digitally reduce Lindsay Lohan's boobs in upcoming movie?



I think the answer lies in oneself. Find that and you will find yourself.  


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Confucious say...man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

I was at my parents house last night and I was reading People magazine. You should have seen the pictures of Lindsey in the past year. The weight loss thing is really destroying her figure.  


I am trying to be mysterious and deep but I think I just come off as an idiot. But I will keep trying and when I get it right and the obscure advice makes sense please let me know.  


PATCH MY FRIEND- I THINK IT IS TIME TO LET GO...LINDSAY AS YOU ONCE LOVED HER IS GONE....SHE IS NOW ICKY AND SKEEVEY AND NOT WORTH THE EFFORT..ALL THE TALKING IN THE WORLD ISNT GOING TO BRING HER OR HER BOOBIES BACK....SORRY TO BE SO HARSH...BUT IT IS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU THAT I TELL YOU THE TRUTH  


Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!!! She's just going through a hard time. She'll pull out of it just fine and then we'll be together. You'll see. You'll all see!  


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