Back when I was married my wife had a Victoria's Secret card. When the divorce came we split up our bills and by random chance I was left paying off that card. As long as there was a balance on the card, I would receive a Victoria's Secret catalogue every once in a while - some sort of incentive, I imagine, to keep a balance on the card. When the bittersweet day came that I paid off the card, the catalogues quit coming. This was years ago.

Yesterday I got a Victoria's Secret catalogue in the mail. It was addressed to "The Drury Family." I haven't bought anything from Victoria's Secret. The card is still inactive. I can only assume one of you, my faithful readers, noting my recent preocuppation with women's underwear, signed me up for a catalogue.

If you care to step forward and announce yourself, I'd like to shower you with my tearful gratitude.


Wweeoeeeeeeeeooooo oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww oooooooowwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaoooooo  


I knew it was you, Spermy. Thanks buddy. Glad there's no hard feelings over the whole harpoon thing.  


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