Monday, May 16, 2005
Okay, so the loss of Lindsay Lohan's two best assets can apparently be blamed on excessive weight loss. Check out this picture. Simply disgusting. She's simply too thin. She used to be voluptuous and curvy. Now she's pencil like and looks like she may break. Also, what's up with those shoes and that dress?
YOU'RE RIGHT PATCH...SHE IS LOOKING PRETTY NASTY IN THAT PIC...I STILL STAND BY MY WEIGHT-LOSS DUE TO DRUG USE THEORY
I think it's obvious that making out with a guy 2 or 3 times older then you is just not healthy.
Lindsay makes out with Bruce Willis and begins to lose weight and look sickly and her breasts shrink.
Katie hooks up Tom Cruise and we've all seen what's happened to her.
What's interesting is this only seems to happen when younger women date older men. Justin and Ashton seem to be having no physucal side effects from their relationships with Cameron and Demi.
You know, Ian, some of us are still trying to get younger girls to make out with us, so how about shutting up?
I'm not saying you can't go after younger girls or that younger girls shouldn't go out with you.
I'm just saying that when the age difference gets to the point where the guy is at least twice the age of the girls it seems to be unhealthy for the girl.
Also, this may only affect celebrities. We need to do some research. Here is what we'll do.
First things first. We already know that younger male celebrities CAN date much older female celebrities without any harmful side effects, and we know younger female celebrities CAN'T date much older male celebrities.
So we will need two test subjects. One male and one female who are not celebrities.
First they will date someone at least twice their age who is not a celebrity. Then they will date someone at least twice their age who is a celebrity.
We will then collect all the data and publish the results in some fancy-schmancy medical journal.
God, you girls and your Letterman fetish.
YEAH WEIGHTLOSS DUE TO DRUG USE...ALTHOUGH I READ AN ARTICLE TODAY WHERE SHE SAID SHE JUST LOST HER BABY FAT AND THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS STILL FAT!?!
She had a gorgeous body. What was she thinking. She needed to be hugged more when she was a kid, obviously. I haven't seen this kind of neurotic self hate since P.Dirty started hitting himself in the nuts with a hammer. That kid hates himself.
Call me.
no
It's okay. We're in the trust tree.
Good night, that is horrid...I agree, she was pretty hot back in the curvy days. Now she looks ...well... yah.
If God gave you curves then he wants you to have them. It's your duty not to get rid of them. That's why I refuse to have my thrid, fourth, fifth, and sixth nipples removed.
Ah, so you can feed your kittens now?
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YOU'RE RIGHT PATCH...SHE IS LOOKING PRETTY NASTY IN THAT PIC...I STILL STAND BY MY WEIGHT-LOSS DUE TO DRUG USE THEORY
I think it's obvious that making out with a guy 2 or 3 times older then you is just not healthy.
Lindsay makes out with Bruce Willis and begins to lose weight and look sickly and her breasts shrink.
Katie hooks up Tom Cruise and we've all seen what's happened to her.
What's interesting is this only seems to happen when younger women date older men. Justin and Ashton seem to be having no physucal side effects from their relationships with Cameron and Demi.
You know, Ian, some of us are still trying to get younger girls to make out with us, so how about shutting up?
I'm not saying you can't go after younger girls or that younger girls shouldn't go out with you.
I'm just saying that when the age difference gets to the point where the guy is at least twice the age of the girls it seems to be unhealthy for the girl.
Also, this may only affect celebrities. We need to do some research. Here is what we'll do.
First things first. We already know that younger male celebrities CAN date much older female celebrities without any harmful side effects, and we know younger female celebrities CAN'T date much older male celebrities.
So we will need two test subjects. One male and one female who are not celebrities.
First they will date someone at least twice their age who is not a celebrity. Then they will date someone at least twice their age who is a celebrity.
We will then collect all the data and publish the results in some fancy-schmancy medical journal.
God, you girls and your Letterman fetish.
YEAH WEIGHTLOSS DUE TO DRUG USE...ALTHOUGH I READ AN ARTICLE TODAY WHERE SHE SAID SHE JUST LOST HER BABY FAT AND THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS STILL FAT!?!
She had a gorgeous body. What was she thinking. She needed to be hugged more when she was a kid, obviously. I haven't seen this kind of neurotic self hate since P.Dirty started hitting himself in the nuts with a hammer. That kid hates himself.
Call me.
no
It's okay. We're in the trust tree.
Good night, that is horrid...I agree, she was pretty hot back in the curvy days. Now she looks ...well... yah.
If God gave you curves then he wants you to have them. It's your duty not to get rid of them. That's why I refuse to have my thrid, fourth, fifth, and sixth nipples removed.
Ah, so you can feed your kittens now?
Post a Comment
