Tell me what you hate most about me.


I hate that you have beautiful breasts. The only problem is that you have Jennifer-Aniston-like nipples. They're very prominent. It's because you're always in a state of heightened sexual arousal. ALWAYS.  


i hate that you won't move to virginia. kentucky is sooooo early millenium. nova is now.  


then, after five more years, in 2010, we'll all move to utah. trust me, you're gonna wanna be on board for that one.  


or else you'll miss the spaceship.  


PATRICK DRURY..THIS IS A VOICE FROM YOUR PAST....LETS PLAY A GUESSING GAME...HERE IS YOUR FIRST CLUE...YOU WERE ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME TOUCH MY OWN BREASTS....HAPPY GUESSING  


BP, unfortunately, Virginia is for lovers. And I... am a fighter.  


Anonymous, I wish I could tell you that your clue helps me, but unfortunately, you've only narrowed it down to half the girls I know.

Little more help?  


Wait... Becky Wooden?  


ok patch...i know becky wooden, but not real well...but you are pretty close...we were at that school at that school at the same time but i was there a couple years behind you, oh the fun we had sharing stories of your burning bung hole....and chia nannie budda....i should just tell you who i am...but this is way more fun for me...we havent been in contact for a long time and hell you may not even remember me...but i always thought you were so much fun....and just thought i would catch up and say hi  


i didnt realize you tried to make so many girls touch thier own breasts...i guess im not surprized...:)  


Geez. I have absolutely no idea. Gimme a little something else to go on.  


Think dammit!! The suspense is killing me!!  


I'm trying! I've killed a lot of brain cells since college. It's not that easy.  


Ian...who am I???

No you can't play basketball at my house after school!!! I have a lot to do, like jumping on the trampoline and taking a nap!!! RAWR.  


I got one! Who am I?

"My hand looks like I spilled Kool Aid on it. And Tom Cruise is dreamy."  


I've figured out who anonymous is!

Topsy Keeran!

Or maybe not. Okay, here are some questions to help me figure out.

1. What year did you graduate?
2. What was your major?
3. Who was your best friend?
4. How did you find my blog?
5. Where do you live now?  


James is BP

and

Patrick is Danny

What do I win?  


BP had a trampoline? What a nerd.

You have to answer one more before you win.

"I binge drink Guiness and I like to think I can eat my own weight in cheese puffs, but I can't really."  


Wait, did BP's sister ever jump on this trampoline?  


Uh...no...wink, wink.

How bout this one...

"I will poison everyone by "accidently" under cooking the chicken and blame the scottish/mexican since he is making this feast for everyone. MMMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"  


Both of those are me! So what do I win?  


I have two for you.

1. "Because of my questionable intelligence, I beleive a 12 oz. beer can can explode with enough force to blow open two cast iron doors and spew hot molten liquid on everyone in the room."

2."I'm gay"

Note: These are not the same person.  


I'm clearly number one, but before you criticize my intelligence too much, I'd like to note that everyone in the room was crouching behind furniture.  


Yes, we definitely let our imagination get the best of us.  


My fear now is that because nobody believed me, everybody's gonna start chucking unopened beer cans into fires and then just standing there until it explodes, sending hot beer and shrapnel everywhere.

And by "fear" I mean "hope."  


Hmmm...since number 2 isn't me, I am gonna have to guess Danny.  


Oh! I'm sorry James. You were so close. Number 2 is you, if it was Danny it would say "Hi, I'm really, really, gay!"  


I was my second guess for the second question. Damn my gayness!!!  


And when the hot beer spews onto everyone's face they will melt like the guys at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It will be awesome!  


Science!  


~GEEKS~

the geekiness of your geeky geek comments are the geekiest geek commments i've EVER heard out of all the geekiest geeky geek geeks in the world...

~GEEKS~  


It's hard to argue with that kind of repeated and incisive use of the word, "geek."  


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