How big a Patrick fan are you? Answer these ten questions in my comment section to the best of your abillity. When you click on the comments button, scroll down immeadiately to the bottom so that you don't see other people's answers. Whoever gets the most right gets to be my best friend. Or possibly my girlfriend.

1. What town did Patrick grow up in?
2. What was the name of the first girl Patrick kissed?
3. Where did Patrick go to college?
4. What year was Patrick married in?
5. What year was Patrick divorced in?
6. What town in Florida was Patrick a minister in?
7. What was the name of the fake-Indian that Patrick's ex-mother in law married?
8. How many Halloween parties has Patrick thrown to date?
9. What is Patrick's beer of choice?
10. What grade did Patrick poop his pants in?

Bonus Question:
How many girls has Patrick kissed?


I could have cheated, but I didn't. So here are my honest answers.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9. Beer from Kitty O' Shea's
10.

So how'd I do?  


1.A small town
2.Jeb
3.Trick question, Patrick didn't go to a real college.
4.199_
5.2003
6.I don't know, but if I was going to be a minister in a Florida town it would be Treasure Island (yes, there is a town is Florida called Treasure Island
7.Tonto
8.3
9.I don't know but I'm sure it's a crappy beer like Miller or Bud or even worse Coors Light.
10. 12th


Bonus. 14  


Allie, you really did a good job with that. You didn't get them all right, but you were really close on the ones you missed.

James, your score was awful, but you get style points on the one question you answered.

Ian, I hate you.  


WOW! I think the phrase "Ian, I hate you." is getting used way too much on this blog.  


Allie, you were right on the divorce thing. You're a little high on the bonus, though, I'm ashamed to say. But not that high.

Ian, if that phrase is getting used a lot, who's fault do you think that is. James' style points were for being clever not brown nosing. Admittedly, it wasn't all that clever, but I try to grade him a little easier than everyone else because... well... you know...  


That's fine, I can accept that answer. Thank you for clearing that up.

As for the hating me thing, it's your fault. Plain and simple.

Unless by saying you hate me.....you really mean you like me! Of course!! It's so obvious! Now I feel foolish for bringing the whole thing up. Ah well, live and learn.  


James do good?  


1. what allie said
2. Palmela Handerson
3. the college formaly know as KCC
4. lets see, i think i was 8.
5. lets see, i think i was drunk
6. i know this one
7. Apu
8. not enough
9. alcoholic, or miller lite
10. every.  


bonus: one less than the number of guys  


1. Lawrenceburg
2. Connie (technically, you know this is right)
3. KCC now KCU
4. '95
5. '03
6. Don't remember, but wasn't it in Naples County?
7. Painted Pony
8. At least 6
9. Miller Lite
10. third

Bonus: 9  


I'm a Patrick Drury retard.  


1. lawrenceburg
2. ?
3. kcc- with me!
4. 1993 - I WAS THERE TOO!
5. I DONT REALLY KNOW
6. NEW PORT RICHIE?
7. PAINTED PONY....I LOVED PAINTED PONY STORIES
8. ?
9. I HAVE NO IDEA..BUT IM GONNA SAY MGD
10. THE FIRST 3
BONUS- I DONT KNOW...ALL I KNOW IS THAT IM NOT ONE OF THEM  


SUDDENLY IM NOT SURE IF YOU WERE MARRIED MY FRESHMAN YEAR OR NOT...SEEMS LIKE IT WASNT...BUT ALL I KNOW IS I WAS THERE IT WAS OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING THAT I I USED TO LIVE IN, BY THE HUGE PINE TREE THAT HAD A STORY ABOUT SOMEONE, CUTTING THE TOP OFF OF, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
A MEMORY LIKE A STEEL TRAP!  


Dirty, your answers to 1, 7, & 10 were hilarious. How come you're not this funny in real life?

Allie, I was totally a mack in college. It was highschool where I was kinda hurting (Jesse, only you have the knowledge to dispute this - I'm going to ask you to keep your mouth shut.)

Jesse, I wasn't married your freshman year. But we got married that next summer out on the lawn.

Scott is a Patrick Drury retard.  


PATCH WAS TOTALLY MACK IN COLLEGE, THERE WERE TWO GROUPS OF GIRLS AT KCC THOSE WHO WERE KISSED BY PATCH AND THOSE WHO WANTED TO BE!

PATRICK- ARE YOU GOING TO PROVIDE A LIST OF REAL ANSWERS??  


WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS!!!! IM DYING IN ANTICIPATION!!!!!  


Jeez! Chill out!

Okay, here are the answers:

1. Lawrenceburg (also accepting Los Sexeles).
2. Julie Fentress (As Allie said, the popular one I took to prom).
3. Kentucky Christian College, now Kentucky Christian University.
4. 1995.
5. 2003
6. Tarpon Springs. Whoever said New Port Richey was close. That's where I lived.
7. Painted Pony.
8. Five.
9. Miller Lite, but all the comments about anything alcoholic were right in their own special little way.
10. The third grade, bitches! And again the summer of my sophmore year of college.

Bonus: Fifteen. And that's only counting High School and up and not pecks.

Now, memorize these facts. Especiall you, Scott. The next time I see you, you'd better not be a Patrick Drury retard.  


MILLER LITE...I GUESS THAT IS HOW YOU KEEP UP YOUR GIRLISH FIGURE!  


That and sticking my finger down my throat.  


SEE YOU AND LINDSAY ARE KINDRED SPIRITS  


i'm pretty sure i won.

what's my prize?  


The satisfaction of a job well done and that creepy tingle at the back of your neck every time you realize you may be obsessed with me.  


That would make the answer the the bonus question: 15/1.

Who am I kidding. 15/7.  


could i just have something of monetary value instead?  


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