Thursday, May 12, 2005
This and this are both Lindsay Lohan. Someone, please, explain this to me. Gently, though, I'm feeling a little fragile.
The explanation is very simple my dear friend...
In the first picture, she is all dolled up for her new movie coming out this summer "Herbie: Fully Loaded".
The second picture shows her galavanting around town on her way to the store to get a new pair of jeans.
I don't think you're really sensing the heart of my question.
DRUGS?
Yeah, you guys apparently just aren't looking where I'm looking.
I THINK I AM ...YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HER KNOCKERS ?!? YES???
IT THE ABUNDANCE OF DRUGS AND THE LACK OF INTREST IN FOOD THAT HAS CHANGED HER BODY..NOT IN A GOOD WAY....
AND HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN THIS INTERESTED IN TEEN STARS?
OH! I see... That's a distinct possibillity, I suppose.
And just so you know, my interest in teen stars is completely altuistic. It pains me to watch them struggling with young adulthood under the cruel weight of public adoration. I weep for them.
As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of starting a home for wayward teenage starlets.
She obviously uses some sort of push up bra. Same thing happened when Britney hit it big and everyone was questioning the changes of her boobies from day to day. Lindsey will be fine. At least she isn't Katie.
Can I work there?
I don't think the difference in those two pictures is a push-up bra.
Yes! You can be the crazy Philipino cafeteria worker. And I'll be the gruff but loveable headmaster.
THATS WHAT I ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT YOU PATCH, YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN OR WO-MAN AND YOUR ABOUNDING BENEVOLANCE....
Can I moonlight as the head of recreation? Topless basket weaving.
James, James, James... We're here to help the girls... not take advantage of them.
How can we help them? I'm willing to learn.
Once again, the webguard has blocked me. I guess I'll just have to try to find pics of Lindsay on my own this time.
We have to listen to them and make ourselves available to them. We have to build trust between us and them.
And then we pounce.
The internet doesn't want you to see boobs, Scott. And I for one agree with it.
Awww man. But I like them!
They're overrated. Shins are where it's at.
YOU KNOW PATCH ON CLOSER INSPECTION I THINK THE FACT THAT HER GIRLS ARE RUNNING FREE, THE WAY SHE IS STANDING AND THE WAY THAT BLACK SHIRT IS KINDA HIDING THEM, I DONT THINK THAT THEY ARE REALLY THAT MUCH SMALLER....JUST A BAD PICTURE...YOU CAN TAKE A DEEP BREAST...BREATH AND REST EASY..LINDSAYS BOOBS ARE OK!
Allie, her boobs are infinitely smaller in the second picture.
Jesse, I'm afraid I dont' buy it. There's a signifigant difference. Besides the picture I posted, when I compare the second pic to the dozens of pictures of Lohan I have memorized in my head there's just too much disparity.
Gooooooo Boobies! is right, they left her like Micheal Jackson dignity. they didn't go far, i think i saw them in a thrift store here in philly. i going to by them and sew them to my back so that i can always see the tv when im lying down.
See, I knew people were gonna say it's the bra. But two things -
1. I've seen pictures of her from some time ago, sans bra, and they weren't that small.
2. I have more than a passing familiarity with boobs in and out of bras. Bras make a big difference, but not the differences those pictures imply.
Dirty, that was the funniest paragraph you've ever typed.
i conquer!
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The explanation is very simple my dear friend...
In the first picture, she is all dolled up for her new movie coming out this summer "Herbie: Fully Loaded".
The second picture shows her galavanting around town on her way to the store to get a new pair of jeans.
I don't think you're really sensing the heart of my question.
DRUGS?
Yeah, you guys apparently just aren't looking where I'm looking.
I THINK I AM ...YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HER KNOCKERS ?!? YES???
IT THE ABUNDANCE OF DRUGS AND THE LACK OF INTREST IN FOOD THAT HAS CHANGED HER BODY..NOT IN A GOOD WAY....
AND HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN THIS INTERESTED IN TEEN STARS?
OH! I see... That's a distinct possibillity, I suppose.
And just so you know, my interest in teen stars is completely altuistic. It pains me to watch them struggling with young adulthood under the cruel weight of public adoration. I weep for them.
As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of starting a home for wayward teenage starlets.
She obviously uses some sort of push up bra. Same thing happened when Britney hit it big and everyone was questioning the changes of her boobies from day to day. Lindsey will be fine. At least she isn't Katie.
Can I work there?
I don't think the difference in those two pictures is a push-up bra.
Yes! You can be the crazy Philipino cafeteria worker. And I'll be the gruff but loveable headmaster.
THATS WHAT I ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT YOU PATCH, YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN OR WO-MAN AND YOUR ABOUNDING BENEVOLANCE....
Can I moonlight as the head of recreation? Topless basket weaving.
James, James, James... We're here to help the girls... not take advantage of them.
How can we help them? I'm willing to learn.
Once again, the webguard has blocked me. I guess I'll just have to try to find pics of Lindsay on my own this time.
We have to listen to them and make ourselves available to them. We have to build trust between us and them.
And then we pounce.
The internet doesn't want you to see boobs, Scott. And I for one agree with it.
Awww man. But I like them!
They're overrated. Shins are where it's at.
YOU KNOW PATCH ON CLOSER INSPECTION I THINK THE FACT THAT HER GIRLS ARE RUNNING FREE, THE WAY SHE IS STANDING AND THE WAY THAT BLACK SHIRT IS KINDA HIDING THEM, I DONT THINK THAT THEY ARE REALLY THAT MUCH SMALLER....JUST A BAD PICTURE...YOU CAN TAKE A DEEP BREAST...BREATH AND REST EASY..LINDSAYS BOOBS ARE OK!
Allie, her boobs are infinitely smaller in the second picture.
Jesse, I'm afraid I dont' buy it. There's a signifigant difference. Besides the picture I posted, when I compare the second pic to the dozens of pictures of Lohan I have memorized in my head there's just too much disparity.
Gooooooo Boobies! is right, they left her like Micheal Jackson dignity. they didn't go far, i think i saw them in a thrift store here in philly. i going to by them and sew them to my back so that i can always see the tv when im lying down.
See, I knew people were gonna say it's the bra. But two things -
1. I've seen pictures of her from some time ago, sans bra, and they weren't that small.
2. I have more than a passing familiarity with boobs in and out of bras. Bras make a big difference, but not the differences those pictures imply.
Dirty, that was the funniest paragraph you've ever typed.
i conquer!
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