It's become a tradition that every year whenever FHM publishes their 100 Hottest Women in the World list, P.Dirty and I take a pen and add our own commentary to the magazine. Dirty hasn't gotten around to adding his yet, but last night while waiting for the new Family Guy episode to start, six of my friends and I debated the relative merits of the women presented. Angelina Jolie got first place. I think Jolie is extremely hot, but I wouldn't have given her first place. At one point Dirty and I disucssed buying another copy of the magazine, cutting it up and repasting it in an order we approved of. But that would take a lot of work and be kind of pathetic. I decided it would be a lot less work but just as pathetic if I listed my order here. But, while I love beautiful celebrities as much as the next guy, even I don't have the patience to sit down and decide how I would rank 100 of them in terms of physical beauty. So instead, I give you my top five. Feel free to express your agreement/dissent/disgust.

Number five: Kate Hudson


Number four: Adriana Lima


Number three: Tiffany Thiessen


Number two: Lindsay Lohan


Number one: Mandy Moore


I can literally hear some eyes rolling. Comments?


I wouldn't have chosen some of the women you picked, but I like the different types you did choose. I remember one of your older posts where you pitted Kate against Mandy. Lindsey is an obvious choice, but I'd like to hear your reasoning on the other 2.  


I was talking to a friend this weekend and she asked me what my "type" was. I can say without hesitation, that I like dark hair and curves. Obviously, there are exceptions here and there, but for the most part, I'm alwasy drawn to brunettes with feminine curves.

Tiffany Thiessen is the epitome of the curvy brunette.

Kate Hudson is the exact opposite of the curvy brunette, but I've had a thing for her ever since Almost Famous. She's cute and buttony and she has a nice smile.

Adrina Lima, again, curvy and brunette. She has really nice eyes, too.

Mandy Moore, besides being curvy and brunette, seems really sweet and I know that's a stupid thing to say, but I said it anyway. I like the way her face comes together.

Thtat's as close as I can come to an explanation.  


Topics like this are great cause guys can argue all day long and state cases for their favorite girls. I don't see any problems with your pics, especially since you can back them up. It is all personal preference. I gotta go through my top five again. It changes everytime I see a hot chick on TV. Now I have something to keep me occupied at work.  


I meant picks, not pics. I don't want the grammar Nazi to yell at me.  


You guys are a chauvinistic bastards. But I cant believe Kate Beckinsale didn't make the cut...uh I mean if I really cared.  


Kate Beckinsale is hot but doesn't make the top 5. Possibly she could work her way into the top 10. Have her call me and we'll talk about it.  


Kate Beckinsale was number 5 on my list back in the day (a month ago). I usually go for blondes, but changed my ways as I got older. Kate Bosworth is definitely my number 1 followed by Jessica Alba. I have to think about the others....  


Wait til you're a grownup! There's no telling who you'll like then!  


GET TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN OUTTA THERE!!!

AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(insert Eva Longoria instead.)  


There is nothing wrong with Tiffany Amber Thiessen!! She's hot! Stop trying to "mexicanize" my list, as Connie would say.  


Oooh, you're gonna get it...  


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