Monday, June 06, 2005
column
For some reason, the new column is up early at the Harlan Daily this week. It's about Friday nights in Lexington.
That might be my favorite column yet.
Hanging out with good friends, doing nothing out of the ordinary but enjoying each others comapny and at the end of the night realizing life is pretty damn good.
I like it.
Thanks Ian. It was fun to write.
The column is good, but it sounds like a horrible night to me... I mean, who wants to hang out with Bryan?
If you're going to make fun of Bryan you should at least sign your work so he'll know who to fashion the vodoo doll after.
I have been going to Kitty's every Friday for the last 4 weeks and I have not seen you there. Are you avoiding because I wouldn't accept your sexual advances when we were watching Oldboy?
Sorry. Haven't been there on a Friday in a few weeks. But, yes, yes I am avoiding you and it's all thanks to you trying to "introduce me to Vishnu's biggest arm" as you put it. Disgusting.
That was a great column buddy. You all better not dissapoint when I am in town.
Men's Weekend: Ky will get it's own column. It will end with the phrase, "And that's the story of my first time in jail."
Or you could end it with this phrase, "And that's why we call it Men's Weekend: KY instead of Men's Weekend: Kentucky."
That Ian... such a clever boy.
(tear)
(sniffle)
seriously, it's just starting to hit me now that for the most part, my friday nights like these in KY are over.
virginia better bring it.
In F'burg, we go out on Friday nights and tally up all the mullets we see on men and women.
Oh...here is a convo with Amy's sister about Winchester:
JCSamsonite23: is there anything to do in winchester?
ErinEES8680: nope
ErinEES8680: why?
JCSamsonite23: cause bryan and his wife are moving there
ErinEES8680: yeah i heard that
ErinEES8680: no, there's nothing
ErinEES8680: it's a good place to have kids
ErinEES8680: but there's nothing fun for young people
JCSamsonite23: are their hot college chicks for me at that university?
ErinEES8680: nope
ErinEES8680: it's mostly gay dudes
JCSamsonite23: please tell me your are joking
ErinEES8680: nope
ErinEES8680: i'm dead serious
JCSamsonite23: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BP should fit right in then!
ian, why don't you get outta my life and shut up!
How can I get out of your life when you are moving back to Virginia just to get back into mine??!!
needle dick, huh? when i get back to va, you're both gonna get it hard with my syringe-like member. then we'll see who's laughing.
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That might be my favorite column yet.
Hanging out with good friends, doing nothing out of the ordinary but enjoying each others comapny and at the end of the night realizing life is pretty damn good.
I like it.
Thanks Ian. It was fun to write.
The column is good, but it sounds like a horrible night to me... I mean, who wants to hang out with Bryan?
If you're going to make fun of Bryan you should at least sign your work so he'll know who to fashion the vodoo doll after.
I have been going to Kitty's every Friday for the last 4 weeks and I have not seen you there. Are you avoiding because I wouldn't accept your sexual advances when we were watching Oldboy?
Sorry. Haven't been there on a Friday in a few weeks. But, yes, yes I am avoiding you and it's all thanks to you trying to "introduce me to Vishnu's biggest arm" as you put it. Disgusting.
That was a great column buddy. You all better not dissapoint when I am in town.
Men's Weekend: Ky will get it's own column. It will end with the phrase, "And that's the story of my first time in jail."
Or you could end it with this phrase, "And that's why we call it Men's Weekend: KY instead of Men's Weekend: Kentucky."
That Ian... such a clever boy.
(tear)
(sniffle)
seriously, it's just starting to hit me now that for the most part, my friday nights like these in KY are over.
virginia better bring it.
In F'burg, we go out on Friday nights and tally up all the mullets we see on men and women.
Oh...here is a convo with Amy's sister about Winchester:
JCSamsonite23: is there anything to do in winchester?
ErinEES8680: nope
ErinEES8680: why?
JCSamsonite23: cause bryan and his wife are moving there
ErinEES8680: yeah i heard that
ErinEES8680: no, there's nothing
ErinEES8680: it's a good place to have kids
ErinEES8680: but there's nothing fun for young people
JCSamsonite23: are their hot college chicks for me at that university?
ErinEES8680: nope
ErinEES8680: it's mostly gay dudes
JCSamsonite23: please tell me your are joking
ErinEES8680: nope
ErinEES8680: i'm dead serious
JCSamsonite23: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BP should fit right in then!
ian, why don't you get outta my life and shut up!
How can I get out of your life when you are moving back to Virginia just to get back into mine??!!
needle dick, huh? when i get back to va, you're both gonna get it hard with my syringe-like member. then we'll see who's laughing.
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