In all the time that my friends and I have been sampling Lexington nightlife, we've never had a run-in with the cops. Until this weekend.

I won't go into detail here, because I've learned not to do that sort of thing in such a public forum. But suffice it to say, the incident started with one of us being suspected of breaking and entering and ended with a stern warning against public urination.

If you just have to have more details, email me and I'll give you the full story.


Can't you just tell us the story here and change the names to protect the innocent?  


Okay. A certain guy who used to own a trampoline and now drives a jeep was walking home from Kitty's with me and his wife.

He had to pee so he ducked behind a building. His wife and I kept walking. When he was done, he darted out from behind the building just in time for a cop to see him and suspect foul play.

The cop stopped him and questioned him. The guy got a little uppity with the cop. The cop took it well and gave him a warning. We all walked home and laughed.  


Public urination is always a good time. I relieved myself Friday night on our way to another bar. When I was done, I realized I urinated on the side of a port-o-pottie.  


That's funny in a way I can't really express.  


Didn't somebody get busted at Radford taking a leak on the side of your apartment Jaime?  


Anday and Faisal got caught. Whiting ran when he saw the cops, and Jarrod took the hit. It was awesome cause it was video taped, Jarrod fought it in court and won. He said everyone was plastered, and you could see Chris take off. Faisal tried to shake the cops hand with the hand he used to pee with. The cop replied, "Buddy, I'm not shaking that hand". Good times.  


dude, i totally made that cop my beeyatch.

i was all, "Are you serious?"

and he was all, "You're cool, no problem here, sex machine."

and I was all, "you damn right it's cool."

over.  


Your "guilty potty" line just ruined the internet.  


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