Wednesday, June 15, 2005
in which patch makes a real apology
I'd just like to take a moment and point out, seriously, that there is nothing even remotely creepy about my friend Sara. Any comments made here about her creepieness were jokes and so far from the truth it's not even funny.
I met Sara for the first time when she came to my Halloween party two years ago. She looks kinda like Britney Spears and she came dressed as Supergirl, so I have always associated her with two of my favorite things. She's sweet, and funny, and throws fun parties. She has great taste in friends and terrible taste in boyfriends. The next time she asks me to touch her legs I will do it and not question her because there's absolutely nothing creepy about touching your friend's leg.
Sorry Sara.
Was Sara really upset about the situation, or do you just feel really bad?
She's totally pissed. She called and chewed me out and then drove to Lawrenceburg and punched my mom in the face.
Sorry to hear that buddy. If a girl asked me to touch her leg, I'd be all about it. It has been a while since I've had a touch from a woman. I think I'm on 20 years.
Don't tell me you're sorry. Tell my mom.
Actually, the whole thing is a big joke, but my apology made Sara feel like an asshole so she just called and apologized. It's frightening the power I have over women's emotions. I'm like a puppet master. Thank God I only use my powers for good.
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At Men's Weekend: Ky you will once again know the touch of a woman. Or a Canadian. It just kind of depends.
Beggars can't be choosers.
What are my chances of touching a woman at MWK?
What are my chances of touching a Canadian at MWK?
What are my chances of touching a Canadian woman at MWK?
1. Low to non-existant
2. Highly probable to likely unavoidable
3. Low to non-existant
I appreciate your honesty.
If you left Kentucky smelling like Moulson's and Drakar Noir, I didn't want you saying nobody warned you.
James loves Drakar Noir!
SHHHHH!!!!
Ridiculous. Nobody likes Drakar Noir, they just tolerate it on their 17 year old cousins.
Kinda like moustaches and gold chains.
in many ways, james is all our 17 year old cousin...
with tons of porn...
and big balls.
It's all true. I own porn and I have big beautiful brown balls.
Thanks for working so hard to make sure my blog stays classy.
that's what we do.
Don't lie James, your balls are black.
Well I have been getting some sun lately.
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I met Sara for the first time when she came to my Halloween party two years ago. She looks kinda like Britney Spears and she came dressed as Supergirl, so I have always associated her with two of my favorite things. She's sweet, and funny, and throws fun parties. She has great taste in friends and terrible taste in boyfriends. The next time she asks me to touch her legs I will do it and not question her because there's absolutely nothing creepy about touching your friend's leg.
Sorry Sara.
Was Sara really upset about the situation, or do you just feel really bad?
She's totally pissed. She called and chewed me out and then drove to Lawrenceburg and punched my mom in the face.
Sorry to hear that buddy. If a girl asked me to touch her leg, I'd be all about it. It has been a while since I've had a touch from a woman. I think I'm on 20 years.
Don't tell me you're sorry. Tell my mom.
Actually, the whole thing is a big joke, but my apology made Sara feel like an asshole so she just called and apologized. It's frightening the power I have over women's emotions. I'm like a puppet master. Thank God I only use my powers for good.
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
At Men's Weekend: Ky you will once again know the touch of a woman. Or a Canadian. It just kind of depends.
Beggars can't be choosers.
What are my chances of touching a woman at MWK?
What are my chances of touching a Canadian at MWK?
What are my chances of touching a Canadian woman at MWK?
1. Low to non-existant
2. Highly probable to likely unavoidable
3. Low to non-existant
I appreciate your honesty.
If you left Kentucky smelling like Moulson's and Drakar Noir, I didn't want you saying nobody warned you.
James loves Drakar Noir!
SHHHHH!!!!
Ridiculous. Nobody likes Drakar Noir, they just tolerate it on their 17 year old cousins.
Kinda like moustaches and gold chains.
in many ways, james is all our 17 year old cousin...
with tons of porn...
and big balls.
It's all true. I own porn and I have big beautiful brown balls.
Thanks for working so hard to make sure my blog stays classy.
that's what we do.
Don't lie James, your balls are black.
Well I have been getting some sun lately.
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