I had two dreams last night. In one dream I was throwing up. A lot. In the second dream, BP was on a reality tv show where he and a bunch of other guys were competing for a date with Paris Hilton. That in and of itself was pretty entertaining. The best part, however, was that I was hanging around the show and Nicole Ritchie fell in love with me. We couldn't decide how it was ever going to work, though, because I didn't want to move to New York and she didn't want to move to Kentucky. Once again, young love is stomped on by cruel circumstance. I asked a dream analyst what this all means. Once again, you guessed it, it means P.Dirty is gay.


did i win the date with paris? was the name of the show some awful pun of her name, like "one night in paris," or "paris is burning?"  


It was called "Gay Paris" pronounced with a french accent where the "i" is a long "e" and the "s" is silent. It was all about gay guys trying to win a date with Paris.  


wait a minute...  


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