Operator: Hi, can I talk to the manager?
Me: I'm the office manager
Operator: My name is Tiffany, and I'm with PC Supplies in Los Angeles, California. What's your name?
Me: Patrick.
Operator: Could I take just a moment to ask you a question?
Me: Okay.
Operator: If I told you I could offer you high quality adult entertainment, that's something you could keep an open mind about, right?
Me:...
Operator: Hello?
Me: I'm sorry, what?
Operator: I was wondering if I could offer you high quality adult entertainment at a reasonable price.
Me: I don't...
Operator: You do like beautiful women, right?
Me: I... sure... I mean...
Operator: Well then, let me tell you about...
Me: Mamn, I'm... I'm at work right now. I'm not really interested in...
Operator: Well, how about if I get a home number and I could give you a call back?
Me: Ha! Yeah, no. I don't think so.
Operator: Can I ask why?
Me: I just... I don't really need any porn. Thanks, though. I could give you my friend James'number in Virginia.
Operator: James... James... wait. Filipino guy? Bald?
Me: Yeah, that's him.
Operator: Thanks, but we've already got his number. He's one of our biggest customers, actually. We've even named a special porno-package after him. It's called "Diapers and..."
Me: I... I really need to go.

Portions of this conversation may not have actually taken place.


I have no words. Speechless...simply speechless.  


I just couldn't believe there was a company that calls people at work and tries to sell them porn. Maybe because we're a bodyshop they think it's okay, but come on...  


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