Friday, June 03, 2005
in which patch unviels the plan for his newest project
I'm all about the summer projects. Like Project: P.P. wherein P.Dirty and I pee on people's property late at night. I'm a multi-tasker and one summer project often isn't enough to keep me occupied. So, I'm beginning a new one. Poject: Scar.
Project: Scar is open to anyone who reads my blog. It's actually kind of a contest. Here's how it works: You try to get a scar. A cool one. Whoever has the coolest, biggest, or most unique scar by the end of the summer wins. Here are the only two rules: You can't purposefully give yourself a scar, by like cutting yourself or something. You can, however, knowingly put yourself in a situation that could logically end in scarring. Like, say, jumping off your roof with a knife in your pocket. Make sense? Also, you must be able to document through pictures or two or more witnesses that you didn't have the scar prior to the contest.
Got it? Good. Let's get started.
That is funny, i went to the doctor today and apparently I got some type of bacterial infection in my belly button so they had to put a incision to let the fluid drain out. If that scars will it count?
If that was too much information then I am not sorry at all.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Basically, you're asking me if it's cool to have your belly-button lanced to release fluid.
Do I really have to dignify that with a response?
PATCH- IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO KEEP PEOPLE WITH MY KIND OF JOB IN BUSINESS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
AND ON THAT FIRST POST- EEEEEWWWWWW!
Just trying to do my part for the fine men and women of Emergency Services.
Yes! I have made some one in the medical field feel overwhelm with digust. I think I have already won this contest.
i just jumped off my roof with a knife in my pocket.
i now have no penis.
however, since it was a clean cut, there was relatively little scarring.
my question is...i obviously gave this project my all. i think my dangerosity (made-up word, but i like the sound of it- should count for something. could we bend the rules of Project: Scar?
i have a scar from a hemorrhoidectomy. Does that count?
Hemorrhoidectomy's don't count. But you just scarred my psyche if it makes you feel better.
yeah, it was kinda like slicing a third off of a vienna sausage. pointless and insignificant really.
You should save it in a scrapbook or something. Press it between the pages.
Nevermind. That's just gross.
Borderline personality Disorder...Much!!!!
Why yes. Yes, I do.
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Project: Scar is open to anyone who reads my blog. It's actually kind of a contest. Here's how it works: You try to get a scar. A cool one. Whoever has the coolest, biggest, or most unique scar by the end of the summer wins. Here are the only two rules: You can't purposefully give yourself a scar, by like cutting yourself or something. You can, however, knowingly put yourself in a situation that could logically end in scarring. Like, say, jumping off your roof with a knife in your pocket. Make sense? Also, you must be able to document through pictures or two or more witnesses that you didn't have the scar prior to the contest.
Got it? Good. Let's get started.
That is funny, i went to the doctor today and apparently I got some type of bacterial infection in my belly button so they had to put a incision to let the fluid drain out. If that scars will it count?
If that was too much information then I am not sorry at all.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Basically, you're asking me if it's cool to have your belly-button lanced to release fluid.
Do I really have to dignify that with a response?
PATCH- IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO KEEP PEOPLE WITH MY KIND OF JOB IN BUSINESS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
AND ON THAT FIRST POST- EEEEEWWWWWW!
Just trying to do my part for the fine men and women of Emergency Services.
Yes! I have made some one in the medical field feel overwhelm with digust. I think I have already won this contest.
i just jumped off my roof with a knife in my pocket.
i now have no penis.
however, since it was a clean cut, there was relatively little scarring.
my question is...i obviously gave this project my all. i think my dangerosity (made-up word, but i like the sound of it- should count for something. could we bend the rules of Project: Scar?
i have a scar from a hemorrhoidectomy. Does that count?
Hemorrhoidectomy's don't count. But you just scarred my psyche if it makes you feel better.
yeah, it was kinda like slicing a third off of a vienna sausage. pointless and insignificant really.
You should save it in a scrapbook or something. Press it between the pages.
Nevermind. That's just gross.
Borderline personality Disorder...Much!!!!
Why yes. Yes, I do.
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