Friday, June 17, 2005

lack of essential nutrients affecting lohan's eyesight

According to Lindsay Lohan, black guys love her. Lohan says, "Black guys love me - Damon Dash, P Diddy. 50 called my agent for my number. He said he was watching Mean Girls and loved it. I was freaking out! The first thing I thought was, 'Where's Eminem?' I'm in love with him!"

Ummm... Eminem's not black.

Is he?

It's nice to know, though, that besides surviving nine gunshot wounds and being ripped like a freaking animal, 50, or two bits as he likes for me to call him, and I have one more thing in common.



two bits is a quarter. Wouldn't you call him Four Bits? Or do you guys go back far enough that you knew him before he was that valuable?  


I always called him two bits to keep because I was better endowed than him.

Really.  


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