Friday, June 24, 2005

revelations

This week has been full of revelations.

-It was revealed to me by my bank that my debit card has been "compromised." It was recommended that I cut it up and wait ten to fourteen days for my new one. This is what we in the Using A Debit Card Instead of Cash Or Checks Business call "a pain in the ass."

-It was revealed by NBC that next Tuesday, the greatest reality television show ever, Average Joe, returns to television. I usually ignore the TV come summer time, but I'll be setting aside a little time to see at least the first couple of episodes. I'll decide from there whether or not it's worth my time to keep going.

-It was revealed through an email that Ben Folds was on Dave Letterman last night. I forgot about it completely and remembered only when I just so happened to flip through the channels last night as I was drifting off to sleep, and see him performing.

-It was revealed to me by myself that I really enjoy a glass of red wine in the evening. And the good news is, it's better for you than beer or cyrstal meth.



dude, now all the crystal meth big money's gonna come after you, shut down your blog, and probably rape your dog.

just look out. that's all i'm sayin.  


Screw that. I'm a fourth generation Crystal Meth grower. My father did it before me. His before him, and his before him. Admittedly, I just do it for the farm subsidies and the sweet, sweet taste, but a man's gotta eat.  


oh, you're probably ok then. i would still keep an eye on your dog though, i hear they just released p. dirty.  


I'm just gonna shoot my dog and therefore remove temptation. Or maybe I'll shoot P.Dirty.  


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