Last night before Batman Begins... uh... began... they showed the preview for Dukes of Hazzard. I will see this movie seven times in the theatre. Besides appealing to whatever miniscule nostalgic love I feel for the show, the movie simply has too many cool things all in one place. Johnny Knoxville, Willie Nelson, Burt Reynolds, and flaming arrows. I mean come on! Also, and you all know how loathed I am to sound like a pig here on my blog, but Jessica Simpson in that pink bikini is just... just... guh! I mean, she's sitting there on that desk and it's like you've never seen a girl in a bikini before. It's like she invented it! The only major drawback I see to the film is the presence of that Sean Michael Thomas Jason Priestly Harris kid or whatever his name is. You know, what's his name... Stiffler. Although, I must say, since his role in The Rundown, I find myself being able to stomach him a little better. My therapist says my aversion to pretty boy actors is really latent homosexuality. He also demands that all of my sessions take place in the shower. Is that normal?


You sound like my therapist.  


I can't see Stifler in other roles. His best one was when he was in Old School and he had the mullet. Anyone agree?  


I'm down.  


Have we talked about the Rundown? Did we see it together? That movie rules everything around it.  


Not a lot of people appreciate The Rundown. My favorite part is when The Rock whoops lays the smackdown on those football players in the beginning. Plus you have a cameo by the Governator, people chasing Gatos, fighting pygmies, humping monkeys, hallucigenic fruit, The Rock, Stifler, Rosario Dawson, the horrible Irish impersonator, and lastly...Christopher Walken. Wowwy. What's not to love?  


You also loved Harold and Kumar go to White Castle which is one of the worst movies ever.  


I also loved Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. I love all movies. How dare you sir! How dare you!  


ian sucks.

here's why.

both the rundown and harold and kumar were wicked awesome movies.

and patrick, yes, we saw the rundown together. i am now officially hurt.  


I'm trying to push you away so that it doesn't hurt so bad when you leave. I never loved you.  


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