Friday, June 17, 2005
urinal test
This is the Urinal Test. It's a genius idea, but the people who made it really dropped the ball. There's so much psychology that goes into choosing which urinal to use that they completely ignored. My score on their test was a 30 out of 60, but like I said, they really didn't seem to put much thought into their answers. If you're a guy, go take the test and let me know if you agree with their answers. If you're a girl, go take the test and marvel at the rampant homophobia, paranoia, and phallic-centric thinking that makes up the male mind.
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I got a 40 out of 60.
At first I wasn't happy about the answer where they want you to choose #4 because choosing #1 would couple you with the guy at #2.
My initial reaction was that choosing #4 still leaves you open to having a guy on either side of you BUT if the next guy to come in knows what he's doing, he will choose #1 so it does kind of make sense.
I don't like the one where the answer is 0. If I have to take a leak I'm taking a leak! And if a bathroom is busy enough that 5 of the 6 stalls are being used there is a good chance another guy will come in and use that sixth stall so that when one of the other guys leaves I'm still stuck looking in the mirror!
By the way, I've never thought about the whole coupling thing. Now I have one more thing to worry about when I head to the john.
Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".
That's hilarious.
Yeah, the one where they said, "0" is total crap. Standing looking at yourself in the mirror of a men's room, while periodically looking in the mirror to see if a urinal has opened up looks much more peculiar than taking an urinal next to another man.
I also resented the one where they said, "Here's the right answer but we can't really explain why." That's a load of crap.
Standing at a urinal, if you're going to glance around, your tendency is to naturally look to the right. So, depending on what your priority is you're either going to want to position yourself so that there's nobody on your right that might think you're looking at them, or position yourself so that nobody's on your left that might be looking at you.
Or maybe you could just realize that trying to figure out how to stand at a urinal in such a way as to communicate that you're not gay is probably a pretty good sign that you're struggling with homosexual urges and should just go ahead and come out of the closet.
Amen!
When I'm at the urinal I will only look straight ahead at the wall or straight down. If I'm going to see any penus while taking a leak it's going to be mine!
I also stand two feet from the urinal with my pants at my ankles.
If you look at your keyboard you will see that the u and i keys are next to each other. It was an honest mistake.
Regardless, I will take your advice and read more dirty books.
I believe you, but you have to admit it's pretty suspicious that your mistake looks like somebody trying to spell the word phoenetically.
I admit nothing!
i would form a line around the occupied urinal, even if all others are open. just for shits and giggles.
I wonder how many people would line up behind you? We must test this.
FOR SCIENCE!
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I got a 40 out of 60.
At first I wasn't happy about the answer where they want you to choose #4 because choosing #1 would couple you with the guy at #2.
My initial reaction was that choosing #4 still leaves you open to having a guy on either side of you BUT if the next guy to come in knows what he's doing, he will choose #1 so it does kind of make sense.
I don't like the one where the answer is 0. If I have to take a leak I'm taking a leak! And if a bathroom is busy enough that 5 of the 6 stalls are being used there is a good chance another guy will come in and use that sixth stall so that when one of the other guys leaves I'm still stuck looking in the mirror!
By the way, I've never thought about the whole coupling thing. Now I have one more thing to worry about when I head to the john.
Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".
That's hilarious.
Yeah, the one where they said, "0" is total crap. Standing looking at yourself in the mirror of a men's room, while periodically looking in the mirror to see if a urinal has opened up looks much more peculiar than taking an urinal next to another man.
I also resented the one where they said, "Here's the right answer but we can't really explain why." That's a load of crap.
Standing at a urinal, if you're going to glance around, your tendency is to naturally look to the right. So, depending on what your priority is you're either going to want to position yourself so that there's nobody on your right that might think you're looking at them, or position yourself so that nobody's on your left that might be looking at you.
Or maybe you could just realize that trying to figure out how to stand at a urinal in such a way as to communicate that you're not gay is probably a pretty good sign that you're struggling with homosexual urges and should just go ahead and come out of the closet.
Amen!
When I'm at the urinal I will only look straight ahead at the wall or straight down. If I'm going to see any penus while taking a leak it's going to be mine!
I also stand two feet from the urinal with my pants at my ankles.
If you look at your keyboard you will see that the u and i keys are next to each other. It was an honest mistake.
Regardless, I will take your advice and read more dirty books.
I believe you, but you have to admit it's pretty suspicious that your mistake looks like somebody trying to spell the word phoenetically.
I admit nothing!
i would form a line around the occupied urinal, even if all others are open. just for shits and giggles.
I wonder how many people would line up behind you? We must test this.
FOR SCIENCE!
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