Monday, July 25, 2005
big suprise
| the Shock Jock |
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid |
the Wit
(52% dark, 39% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
YOUR OPPOSITE: the Idiot Savant
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 43% on dark
You scored higher than 56% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 68% on vulgar
the Idiot Savant
(43% dark, 47% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that definitely indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
Your Opposite: the Wit
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 20% on dark
You scored higher than 56% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 74% on vulgar
clean/complex/light
People like you: Jesus, Krishna, Conan O'brian and Einstein
Opposite: Pranster
I dont remember anthing else except that it said my humor was the best type.
Wait, wait, wait... so the guy who wrote the test is saying Conan O'Brien and Jesus have the same sense of humor?
Duh! Who doesn't know that!
I don't think if Jesus had a talk show he'd have a segment with a masturbating bear.
What would Jesus do?
Hey Patrick - it's James' friend/Eric's sister-in-law who you talked to (or did I just talk to BP?) on the phone when I was about to see wedding crashers. Anyway - this test is awesome! I'm a ham - I'm like Will Ferrell! Best news of the day. :)
You are such a humor snob Patrick.
the Ham
(43% dark, 56% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
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