Friday, July 01, 2005
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I was listening to the radio this morning and there was a guy being interviewed who'd just won $220,000,000. That's a lot of scratch. He was talking about what he was gonna do with the money.
It got me to thinking and wondering what I'd do with that kind of money. I'm guessing after taxes you'd have somewhere in the range of 150,000,000. That sound about right?
I'd give my parents and my brother's family 10 million dollars each to start off with.
Then I'd hand out some smaller sums to my closest friends.
Then I'd put about fifty million in an interest bearing account and have the interest continually going to charities and churches I like.
Then I'd pay off all my debt, which wouldn't take much. And I'd fix up my house and start renting it out. I'd carry the rent money with me every week and radomly hand it out to needy people I met.
Then I'd buy a house. Something cool but not stupidly expensive or bigger than I'd ever use. But something suited to what I like.
I'd give my old truck to charity, then I'd buy a new truck, a new car, and a motorcycle.
Then I'd take whatever's left and put it in an interest bearing account and live off the interest. I'd also set up a side account for booze and hooker expenditures. I won't trust any women I meet after I'm rich, so hookers will be a necessity.
Then I'd take my family and closest friends on a vacation somewhere really nice and warm.
Now tell me what you'd do.
i'd buy an island. that's just the ultimate thing you can do...own an island.
then i'd pay some scientist guy to figure out a way to make dinosaurs live again.
i can't forsee any snag in this plan.
i would buy you spelling lessons- "just one $220,000,000"
two chicks at the same time.
you really cant beat buying an island because that is what i want to do. i think i would buy a trip into space.
I can't believe I spelled won, "one." I'd buy myself spelling lessons two.
Ha! Get it? See what I did there?
boo.
Yeah, yeah...
nice, dirty.
Aren't you guys all chummy...
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It got me to thinking and wondering what I'd do with that kind of money. I'm guessing after taxes you'd have somewhere in the range of 150,000,000. That sound about right?
I'd give my parents and my brother's family 10 million dollars each to start off with.
Then I'd hand out some smaller sums to my closest friends.
Then I'd put about fifty million in an interest bearing account and have the interest continually going to charities and churches I like.
Then I'd pay off all my debt, which wouldn't take much. And I'd fix up my house and start renting it out. I'd carry the rent money with me every week and radomly hand it out to needy people I met.
Then I'd buy a house. Something cool but not stupidly expensive or bigger than I'd ever use. But something suited to what I like.
I'd give my old truck to charity, then I'd buy a new truck, a new car, and a motorcycle.
Then I'd take whatever's left and put it in an interest bearing account and live off the interest. I'd also set up a side account for booze and hooker expenditures. I won't trust any women I meet after I'm rich, so hookers will be a necessity.
Then I'd take my family and closest friends on a vacation somewhere really nice and warm.
Now tell me what you'd do.
i'd buy an island. that's just the ultimate thing you can do...own an island.
then i'd pay some scientist guy to figure out a way to make dinosaurs live again.
i can't forsee any snag in this plan.
i would buy you spelling lessons- "just one $220,000,000"
two chicks at the same time.
you really cant beat buying an island because that is what i want to do. i think i would buy a trip into space.
I can't believe I spelled won, "one." I'd buy myself spelling lessons two.
Ha! Get it? See what I did there?
boo.
Yeah, yeah...
nice, dirty.
Aren't you guys all chummy...
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