Monday, July 11, 2005

the internet is a nerd

I have many, many important things I should be writing right now. Many. Seriously. And did I mention that they're important things? Well they are. But it's just not happening. There's nothing in my headbones. So instead I've been browsing Myspace looking for local teens that I can hit with my car. Myspace is full of idiots. Here's what some of them have to say:

"Hey wuts up, i dunno if u kno me or not... but i used to b n band and stuff.. maybe this school year ill see u around and stuff... have a good sumR"

"Im sorry i spill my guts on your doorstep every night on AIM, but i feel like i have nothing, i tend to live my life waiting for something instead of taking it in and letting life just happen, since i wait for something cool in my week i tend to miss everything in between and thats why i feel my life has flown by i wish i could think easier my brother is cursing at a video game right here, i just feel this way"

"are you really 18, im sorry, im asking cause to me to look younger :/"

"OMG!!!!! I FOUND YOUR BRA!!!!!! CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS"

"Hey, thanks for the add lol
drop a line some time oh shit its a ryme lol"

"Exceptionally beautiful .... no really I am amazed. you look fantastic.
Datable and lovable."


It's a regular retard circus in there. I like the guy who uses an "R" in the place of "er." I think he's supR cool. Did I tell you my mom had to get a hystRectomy? I didn't? Well that's because it's not true. Ha! SuckR! LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!!! I'm laughing out loud and I wanted you to know about it! LOL! LOGDL!!!



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