-Sorry that posting's been kind of sporadic and not very interesting lately - as opposed to how it's usually frequent and not very interesting. I've been manning the office alone most of the week and still writing against deadlines, so there are my excuses.

-Last night I went overseas and performed for troops in Iraq. I had a wardrobe malfunction, though, and my dress fell down in the front and everbody saw my boobs. They're all over the internet this morning.

-Actually, that's not true. Last night, I spent the evening forging signatures on a petition to get my fourth grade gym teacher appointed to the Supreme Court. His only qualification is that his last name is Donger. I really want to hear the phrase "Chief Justice Donger" on the news.

-Actually, that's not true. Last night I named all my forks after people who've lead the Tonight Show band. Doc said to tell you all, "Hi." Winston said to "Fork off." Ohhh, Winston...

-Actually, that's not true. Last night I punched a cat.

-Actually, that's not true.


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