Tuesday, July 05, 2005

sex/relationship quiz

I posted something like this on my old blog and it resulted in some of the best comment section reading ever. I ditched some old questions and added some new ones. Answer honestly. Answer anonymously if you want, but it's more fun if you put your name. Keep in mind that people read my blog who never draw attention to themselves, so don't incriminate yourself in anything you might not want other people to know about.

1. Is every woman attracted to other women on some level?
2. Do women know within the first five minutes of meeting a man whether or not they could have a relationship with him?
3. Does size matter?
4. Is intelligence more important than looks?
5. Is a sense of humor more important than looks?
6. Have you ever faked it?
7. Can you fall in love more than once?
8. Can a guy be friends with a hot girl without wanting anything more from her?
9. Is there such a thing as meaningless sex?
10. Do clothes make the man(woman)?
11. Do guys or girls think more about sex?
12. What body party part do you notice first on the opposite sex?
13. Name the one element more important than any other to a lasting relationship.
14. Name the one element more important than any other to good sex.



1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. I hope so
8. If they spend a lot of time together eventually one of them will want something more.
9. Yes
10. Yes
11. Guys
12. Arms
13. Friendship
14. Unselfishness  


I'm goin' to assume anonymous is female.  


I never should have said it was okay to do this anonymously. Now I'm trying to guess who this is.  


I'm pretty sure anonymous is female. I don't know who it is, though I do have a couple of guesses.  


1.yes
2.yes and no. They determine what kind of relationship they want with him. IE platonic, romantic, purely sexual.
3. depends upon technique. Large & bad technique is generally better than small and bad technique.
4. yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
5. yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
6. Oh hell yes, if a woman tells you she hasn’t she is lying, doesn’t have that great of orgasms anyway, or you should marry her immediately.
7. yes. Though each is different.
8. A gay guy, yes. As for a striaght one, I believe so, though it has never happened to me…
9. no.
10. No, the man/womans comfort in said clothes (or out of them for that matter) is what makes the person.
11. it’s a dead heat as far as I can tell. Men may think about it more often, but women think about it more creatively and have a longer attention span for their day-dreams.
12. arms and shoulders, then smile. On women it is usually faces, or, frankly, breasts.
13. prolific and honest, communication.
14. prolific and honest communication.  


Thanks, Andi. Good answers.

James, you need to answer the questions too, not just comment on them.  


Alright...

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. NO...I mean..no
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes (HAHA, I'll tell you this story when I visit)
7. Yes
8. Yes...they will lead you to other hot friends. Wink, wink.
9. Yes
10. I think so. Dress for success.
11. Guys...hands down!
12. Eyes, Smile, then boobies
13. Honesty
14. Trust  


I await your story with anticipation. And I will tell you a similar story.  


1.YES
2.YES
3.NO
4.YES
5.YES!!
6.YES
7.YES
8.YOU KNOW, IM NOT REALLY SURE
9.NO
10.NO
11.PROBABLY PRETTY EVEN
12.SMILE (NOT REALLY A "PART",BUT ITS STILL WHAT I NOTICE)
13.ACCEPTANCE
14.PUDDING  


1. yes
2. no
3. i hope not. shit, did i put my name on this?
4. no
5. yes
6. no sir. kinda hard to fake an erection.
7. yes, which is why my left hand won't talk to the right anymore.
8. hot can differentiate between guys, but probably not.
9. in the butt?
10. no, i know some dirty fucks with some hot as girls.
11. girls, but guys don't shut the fuck up about it.
12. depends which way she is facing, from behind, legs and hair... from the front, shoulders and overall face structure.
13. freedom
14. hand job?... no, desire.  


Jesse, all your answers were really straightforward and serious, so I was taken back by "pudding." I laughed.  


Dirty, it's time for a parent/teacher conference. Have your folks call me.  


GOOD! I WAS KIDDING...WELL A LITTLE SERIOUS, OK NO, I WAS COMPLETELY SERIOUS. PATCH, WHAT ARE YOUR ANSWERES?  


Yes...inquiring minds want to know!  


Hmmm, my answers...

1. Yes. Cinemax taught me this.
2. Probably, but that doesn't mean it couldn't change after prolonged exposure. I've also heard it said that women know in the first five minutes if they'll ever sleep with a guy, but I tried to class it up a little. Cause, you know, I'm all about class. It should also be pointed out that men know within the first five seconds of meeting a girl if they could be in a relationship with her.
3. No, it doesn't. I'll date a girl even if she has a small penis.
4. Yeah, but pretty can make up for dumb for a little while anyway.
5. Yeah, I think it probably is.
6. Yes. In spite of what P.Dirty says, a guy can fake it.
7. Definitely.
8. Yeah. A guy can be friends without actively wanting anything more from the girl, but in the back of his mind she's always a possibility down the road.
9. Not really.
10. Yes. I've tried to go out with girls who couldn't dress and I just couldn't get past it. Does this make me shallow? Probably.
11. I think guys probably do more, but I'm sure it's pretty close.
12. I'm a face guy. A pretty face can cover a lot of sins elsewhere. Whereas a bad face on a great body is never enough for me.
13. Honest communication.
14. Unselfishness. Followed closely by a sense of adventure and inventiveness.  


yes, forearms are good, especially if they have their sleeves rolled up, yummy...  


Right... because... well... you wouldn't really see the forearms if , you know, the sleeves weren't rolled up. Right?  


no I mean versus with short sleeves, duh. Man dressed in white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up = hot man.  


I see...  


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